who wants to form memeholics anonymous with me?

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So, you've definitely all heard of/seen/abused the heck out of the Drabble-Matic, right? If not, my dear friends, you have not lived. Apparently it's been nearly a year since we last had one of these, if the tags are to be believed, so...~

one: <insert clever opening joke here>
two: whip up a drabble of epic proportions
three: post your drabble here and let us laugh heartily together!
four: show Minatsuki your panties just to spite Kaito
five: < insert witty closing line here >