This one's slightly related so. Samethread yay.

You: Hello.
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: sup
You: Nothing much. Yourself?
Stranger: just got home from work out
You: Oh very nice. I suddenly feel extraordinarily out of shape.
You: Thanks for that.
Stranger: lol i am sorry my fault there :)
You: Well, it's my own fault. My boyfriend keeps trying to get me to work out with him but... I'm too lazy for that.
Stranger: nice lol.
Stranger: its hard at first but gets easyier as it goes
Stranger: Are you beautiful?
You: Beautiful is not exactly the word I'd use, but I'm not completely horrifying looking.
You: Usually.
Stranger: lol im sure you dont give yourself enough credit
You: Heh, maybe not. But I think if I went around calling myself beautiful I'd just end up looking like a girl.
Stranger: ya i get what your saying! lol do you have a cell?
You: Billions of them, in fact.
Stranger: lol what?
Stranger: oh i get it lmao
Stranger: do u have a phone
You: I got one of those too, I think most people in this day and age do.
Stranger: ya
You: But if you think you're getting the number Creepy Omegle Guy, you've got another thing coming.
Stranger: Can i have your number?
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.