oh god John is totally clumsy and derpy enough to cut himself on like... Karkat's teeth or something because he's like WOW HOW SHARP ARE THESE and then he would find out Karkat's blood colour and Karkat would be like SHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHH JOHN OKAY IT'S OUR SECRET OKAY FUCK DAMN IT SHHHHHHHH.
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oh god John is totally clumsy and derpy enough to cut himself on like... Karkat's teeth or something because he's like WOW HOW SHARP ARE THESE and then he would find out Karkat's blood colour and Karkat would be like SHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHH JOHN OKAY IT'S OUR SECRET OKAY FUCK DAMN IT SHHHHHHHH.