oh god John is totally clumsy and derpy enough to cut himself on like... Karkat's teeth or something because he's like WOW HOW SHARP ARE THESE and then he would find out Karkat's blood colour and Karkat would be like SHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHH JOHN OKAY IT'S OUR SECRET OKAY FUCK DAMN IT SHHHHHHHH.
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which means take your pick from Xion, Minatsuki, Ciel, Sasuke and John (styx we should totally bodyswap John and Karkat it would be amazing!!!)
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oh god John is totally clumsy and derpy enough to cut himself on like... Karkat's teeth or something because he's like WOW HOW SHARP ARE THESE and then he would find out Karkat's blood colour and Karkat would be like SHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHH JOHN OKAY IT'S OUR SECRET OKAY FUCK DAMN IT SHHHHHHHH.
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John is going to complain about how hard it is to smile jeeeeeeeez Karkat are you never happy or something!!!!
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... Karkat will try not to break John while he's in his body sob.
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YOU BETTER HOPE ERIDAN DOESN'T ASK FOR CUDDLES, KARKAT, BECAUSE JOHN WON'T SEE A PROBLEM WITH GIVING THEM IN SOMEONE ELSE'S BODY............
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WHAT IF THERE IS A CUDDLE EMERGENCY
(yeah i am way too lazy to log out)
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THERE IS NO SUCH THING. HE COULD HAVE WAITED 8|
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