If one allowed Greed actual internet access, he'd probably just make a bunch of Youtube poop videos. The annoying kinds that aren't even particularly funny dialogue mash-ups, just with a bunch of repeating, grating sounds. He would be one of those horrible typists who deface Wiki articles and write comments that you'd swear are trolling for how little linguistic competence they display.

His favorite video on Youtube would be HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and he would see Harry Potter in a new, fantastic light while constantly asking for his very own Fuckslayer.



So that's why Greed's computer doesn't access anything besides the community.