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Lᴏᴋɪ ([personal profile] trickstering) wrote in [community profile] adddictions 2012-05-30 04:54 am (UTC)

these are legitimately terrible.

pirates - Darcy hadn't even screamed when they'd sacked her house, that was the first sign. In fact, all things considered, she had remained pretty calm, and even managed to shoot one of the men in the shoulder. They were supposed to be a take no prisoners kind of group, not waiting around for the weak and certainly not for women (it was bloody bad luck to have a woman on the ship), but when she'd found her way to the Captain's quarters, and started trading insults with Loki, he knew there was going to be an exception to that rule at least this once.

rock band - "You've never heard of us," Loki told Darcy quickly, a note of pride to his voice, "but if you're so interested, we're playing at the coffee shop on 10th later tonight." Darcy shrugged - so, okay, hipsters weren't really her thing, and yeah her iPod was full of decidedly not hipster music, but it could be fun just this once.

university - There was something about PoliSci majors that never failed to bother him, the way they seemed to have picked their major based solely on an utter lack of any direction, but as he and Darcy quizzed each other about who had signed the Treaty of Utrecht, he had to admit she wasn't the worst person to study with.

illogical pregnancy - "Look, I'm not totally 100% certain about Asgardians, but, uh, I didn't think guys could get. Pregnant." Darcy took a sidelong glance at Loki. She wasn't imagining the fact he looked a little embarrassed, she was pretty sure.

"It's - ah - complicated." He tried to shrug as if he could make this seem normal. Spoilers: he could not.

post-apocalypse - "You and I are the only people left?" Loki stared at Darcy incredulously, "I understand that you mortals are a fragile race, but certainly more than simply you survived."

"Hey - what's that supposed to mean? I have a taser. That's invaluable against zombies. Now come on, I don't want to get eaten."

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