What's going on is bullshit! It's mistletoe, and there's this dumbass western tradition that— when you— there's— i-it's stupid as hell, you have to—

[ oh my god, she can't do this. it's so much worse to say it out loud and see the look on his face. she should just... man up and do it. it's just yuri, who even cares. they need to get out of this stupid thing somehow. if he says something smart afterwards she can just deck him, but it's easier to just get it over and done with than to even try explaining it. ]

Aaaah, fuck this!

[ she pulls him down to her level and kisses him on the mouth. ]