You just need to get your land sinuses after so many years of seaside air. But you know, if the allergies keep you from doing your job long enough to make it a non-viable career choice, you could always break the rules and play around with that tasty stuff after all and record yourself under its influence. If different liquors produce different effects, I'm sure Tussionex could produce interesting results!

Plenty? Plenty? Who do you think he is?

But really, he might make a wish or two for Klavier if you'd like to run with that. He's kind of spur-of-the-moment so it could range from a year of good hair days or a good fiscal year to whatever more bizarre idea pops into his head. A year's worth of immunity to poison gas or stab wounds or something if he's particularly paranoid thinking over the last year or so.