I really fucking doubt it!

[What the---]

Oh damnit what the hell is that?!

[Wow he's been saying that a lot. But more to the point-- It's glowing. Is this like a boss fight?]

I'm not-- Yeah, I think I'll--I'm gonna skip the cakes and tea--

[He's panicking a lot. Like. Really a lot. But--

Hey, he's got knives, doesn't he?

So what happens if you stab the glowy graffiti?

LET'S FIND OUT]

Please, please work.