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adddictions2010-04-30 10:33 pm
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ONE. list your characters (journal names optional).
TWO. others reply with one of those characters or a pairing for you to write; platonic or romantic is up to you.
THREE. pick five cliché AUs from this list (complete with explanations!), and write something of any length - a sentence, a paragraph, a drabble, or a full-length ficlet, if you'd prefer - for each of those five AUs, involving that character or pairing.
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1) fairy tale
"This is the last straw," she said. "As punishment, you must go to the Kingdom of Friendship Speeches and take up the princess' impossible challenge."
"Aww, come on! It was only panties! People have died from failing that challenge!"
"Would you rather I drag you to the aquarium--"
"OKAY OKAY I'LL DO IT."
Having been sufficiently topped by Aoko, because that is what she does, the bored prince went to the Kingdom of Friendship Speeches, whining and complaining all the way. There, he learned of the challenge. The princess had been teased enough about her catchphrase that she had vowed never to use it again. The challenge posted throughout the kingdom was to make her say it three times and get her back to her old self again.
"How am I going to do that?", he wondered. "I can't just talk to her normally. Everyone who failed did that." Just then, an object fell from the window above him and smacked him in the head. "Ow! What was that?"
"You need serious help ~mepo."
"Why is the princess' cell phone talking to me?"
"Nobody cares ~mepo. Anyway, just carry on a conversation with me, the inexplicable talking cell phone, and act like an idiot. Eventually she'll get so frustrated that she'll yell at us ~mepo."
"That's the dumbest plan I've ever heard."
"It worked in the original story ~mepo."
"Has anybody even read 'The Silent Princess'? It's on the obscure side of fairy tales. Besides, it was a bird in that, not a cell phone."
"Pollun wants to be in the story too ~popo!"
"Go away, you little pest ~mepo!"
The girly merchandisable items turned into mascots and began chasing each other out of the story. Kaito rubbed his head. Oh well. He was going to do things his way.
In less than three hours, all of the princess' panties were flying out her window into the sunset. The entire kingdom could hear the chorus of "I can't believe this", and it was proven that he had won.
2) crossover
"You're one to talk. At the last town we went to, you couldn't stop shouting that you couldn't believe this."
"That was because some giant rainbow fire bird came out of the sky!"
"That was cool!"
"It was scary!"
"And that over there is scary to me!"
"...it's a Magikarp."
"So what?"
"Geez."
3) supernatural
"Come on, Nagisa-san!" Kuroba Kaito stretched his arms and looked down into the basement. "It's just a vampire."
"What do you mean, just?"
"They sleep all day, Misumi-san." He shrugged. "Besides, we're not going to fight him, are we? We just need to prove we were here."
She sighed. "How did we get into this?"
"Aw, come on. It's fun! Besides, if we don't, then you don't get a year's supply of chocolate, right?"
"Why did they bribe me and not you?"
"I like this kind of stuff."
"You would." She sighed. "Let's just go."
"Lead the way, Misumi-san."
4) role-swap
This explained how quickly he got over a shooting star flying into his room and hitting him straight in the head, then revealing itself to be a cellular telephone that turned into a small, annoying mascot creature and carried around weird magical cards. He was also fine with running through the neighbourhood, including sneaking through private property and breaking into the closed amusement park, at the behest of such a creature. Furthermore, he was fine with meeting up with a cute girl, being attacked by a giant monster, and being told to transform.
"AUGH."
He was not fine with the miniskirt and bike shorts. Especially the pink.
5) hospital
Nagisa sighes, staring out the window. "Of course it's boring. Geez. How did you even get that injured? Did you fall off a building?"
Yes, and it wasn't the first time, either. "Who cares? I just want to go home." He eyed the same window. "Hey, Misumi-san, wanna help me break out?"
"What? No! Come on!"
"But this place sucks." He made a face. "I can heal at home anyway!"
"No way. I'm not breaking anyone out of the hospital. You can just stay there."
"...can you at least bring me some real food?"
"No way."
"Geez."
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