styx made me post it because she fails.

[phoenix-temple.livejournal.com]

the Shameless Dating Meme

Styx: 1) POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS ONE PER COMMENT
Styx: 2) RESPOND TO OTHER PEOPLE
Styx: 3) THOSE TWO HAVE BEEN DATING FOR FUCK KNOWS HOW LONG
Styx: 4) RANDOM MASSIVE SHIPPING ENSUES
Styx: 5) ???
Styx: 6) SEX OPTIONAL
Styx: 7) LOTS OF SHIPPING PROFIT


Yes, I seriously copy/pasted that and added HTML. I'm lazyfais.

Comments

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

We had a deal, dipshit!

[shoving her money into the ticket guy's hands]

[pandorabox]

[aopdjfpaosji leans away from her and froooowns]

Fine, fine. [lifts a hand and waves it nonchalantly] I'll buy snacks!

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

I said I was paying for everything, dumbfuck!

[pandorabox]

[TOO LATE running into the theater now!]

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

--Motherfucker!

[snatching the tickets and sprinting after him]

[pandorabox]

[reaches the counter before her!]

One large bowl of popcorn and two drinks! [HIS WALLET IS OUT AND READY TO GO]

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

[TACKLES HIM TO THE GROUND]

[pandorabox]

[-- his wallet goes flying and smacks into the face of the guy at the counter as he crashes to the ground]

O-OI!

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

I fucking told you! I'm paying, you limp-dicked son of a bitch!

[pandorabox]

[-- gulp.

he's blushing now, btw. because she's practically on top of him]

F-fine!

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

[quite happily straddling him, in fact]

Good. We've reached a fucking compromise.

[pandorabox]

[in a skirt. in public. Minatsuki you are doing bad things to his hormones.

another gulp]

R-right! But next time, I'm paying!

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

[well. we are about to go into a dark, possibly empty movie theatre...]

We'll see about that, shithead.

[pandorabox]

[you know what, just to get back at her, he sits up and drops a light kiss on her lips, before he pushes her off and scrambles to his feet

TAKE THAT]

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

[....... WHAT JUST HAPPENED

just sort of. sitting on the floor in shock. Kaito, you might want to get into the theatre before the tsundere kicks in.]

[pandorabox]

[He's grabbing the popcorn and drinks and doing just that, calling over his shoulder as he does so]

Coming~?

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

[...]

You...

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

... YOU LITTLE SHIT!

[scrambles to her feet and runs after him]

[pandorabox]

[laughs a bit as he dashes into the theater and is almost immediately enshrouded in darkness!

also he quickly grabs one of the seats near the front, waiting for her to slide into one next to him]

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

[BURSTS INTO THE THEATRE..... and now everyone is looking at her.

moe moe time.]

O-oh my gosh, I'm sorry, I d-didn't mean to be a disturbance... Um, it's just, my boyfriend [POINTS OUT KAITO] took my food and ran away from me, so... S-so, I was just...

[... and hides a laugh behind her hand while everyone glares at Kaito]

[pandorabox]

[-- W-WHAT. He stares at her in horror]

I-it's fine! I was just... teasing her, yeah! I was just teasing her! [giving all the glaring people a sheepish grin]

C-c'mon Minatsuki, I'll share with you! [GLARE GLARE]

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

Oh... You r-really will? You're so kind, Kaito-kun...!

[slides in next to him and kisses him on the cheek



and then covers her mouth with both hands, curls into a ball and starts snickering quietly]

[pandorabox]

[blushes a bit at the kiss, but he whacks her shoulder lightly when she sits down, before he whispers in a frantic hiss]

What the heck was that for? Geez!

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

Puahahaha! Payback, dickhead! [thumps his chest with a fist]

[pandorabox]

Now all the people in the theater think I'm some kind of jerk. [grumbling as he hands her a drink and the tub of popcorn]