fuck you guys i can stop whenever i want to.

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

the love me meme
( Yes, this is shamelessly stolen from a Mayfield event. )

❤ You see someone. Lo and behold, you're in love with them; it's as simple as that. - Oh, I'm sorry, what? You're not in love with them? Well, you are now. The question is just... how are you in love with them?
❤ Post with your characters. Someone else will reply to your character. Then, you go and generate a random number between 1 and 5. Remember, that particular number only applies for that one thread.
❤ Match up that number with the appropriate category of ~*~love~*~ below, and that's how your character now feels about that replier!
❤ (If you really want a certain type for that thread, feel free to just pick one of the symptoms. But it's much more fun to draw one at random, sometimes!)
❤ Remember - just because Character A loves Character B doesn't mean Character B loves them back. (Or is going to be any less creeped out by this sudden change of heart...)

one.
Yandere love. You are obsessed with this person to the point that it is dangerous, unhealthy and absolutely insane; you want them to be with you, you, you, you, and only you, and nothing is going to stand in your way. No one is going to hurt your love - in fact, no one is going to come near your love. And if they say they don't love you? They will. You'll make them. Because you're meant to be together, and you're going to be together, forever and ever and ever. Married married married~

two.
Moe love. It is adorable, and sweet, and innocent. You want to hold hands and exchange chocolates and pretty cards and take long walks on the beach and talk about your future and your kids and aaaaw. It's just like you're in a G-rated Disney movie! You just want your True Love(TM) to be happy, and to know that you love them very much. ;u;

three.
Tsundere love. Of course you love them, but you're way too shy to admit that! Things like that are embarrassing, damn it! You'll yell and flail and hit the love of your life, but it's just because you're not sure how to show that you love them. I mean, you'll still be awfully upset if they try to leave you, or if they don't understand, or they don't want to kiss you... But there's no way you'll say "I love you"!! ... Not unless they say it first, at least. Physical comedy ahoy!

four.
Sexy love. Maybe there's some love hidden deep down somewhere, but that's not the priority here; first thing's first is that man needs to take his clothes off right now. You don't want to talk about your house and your white picket fence and your 2.5 kids; you just want to touch that person now, and you'll think about the rest in the morning. Kissing and contact and maybe a little lovin' are what you want, and nothing is going to stop you. No means yes. For underage characters (and those of us who w-would rather not write sexy things), kisses and flirting are all you need.

five.
Melodramatic love. This is very important and you know you're rushing things a little but this love was meant to be!! Your love life is suddenly a Shakespearean tragedy, complete with dramatic plot twists and turns, and you need to confess your love to the world before it's too late! There's no time to lose; in the morning, you're going to be exiled, your love is going to be hanged, your mother will be shot, your father will become a pirate and someone will kick your puppy!! For bonus points, speak in terrible, hilarious, terrible prose.

Comments

[stripping.livejournal.com]

[Shut up and let Issei kiss you. God.]

Today's word salad brought to you by...

[material_guy]

[Pushes back on Issei's shoulders while rising up on his toes to escape said kiss attempt] WHAT THE--- WHY WHEN THE ARE YOU AND NO HELL IN.... That is me something not you for the.... and...

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Utter and total idiot! No complaining! [Kiss attempt number 2, god.]

[material_guy]

I think I got lotsa complaining to do here! Shit, I'm owed another two hours of "what the hell?!" alone! If yer tryin' to get back at me by messin' with my head, this's chopping off yer nose to spite yer face! And you need that nose to keep yer glasses up!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You're not making any sense. Stop talking. [Number three.]

[material_guy]

[Wall pin!] Oh! This's all a new shot at gettin' me to shut up!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

No, it's not. Idiot. [Struggles against Greed's hand.] Let me go!

[material_guy]

... Then ask for it proper.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Please let me go so I can properly berate you for not letting me kiss you.

[material_guy]

Tell me how hot 'n sexy and kissable I am. You want me.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...yes. That.

[material_guy]

Say yer mine.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Fine. That.

[material_guy]

Not "that". C'mon. I won't think yer serious until ya do.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I-I belong to you.

[material_guy]

...

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You made me say it, so don't just stand there with a stupid look on your face!

[material_guy]

It wasn't supposed to work!!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Idiot! Don't play with me like that! [Full body fling at him, going for kiss number 4. Would you shut up and take it like a man?]

[material_guy]

Keh! Fine, you held up yer end of the deal!

[Stops him only to pin him back to the wall and take control of kissing him himself. It's aggressive, short, and bruising. Quite "like a man" if not a bit on the dry side.]


Whew. [Mouthwipe.] There ya go.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That's more like it. Now we should be able to get to the stage in our relationship where we can do that without jumping through hoops, don't you think?

[material_guy]

I think those hoops are our relationship.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Lay the ground rules. What do I have to do to get you to kiss me again?

[material_guy]

That good?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

It's you. Idiot.