shamelessly stolen from gargleblasted okay.

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

❝the super dramatic high school relationship meme❞
	✏ Comment with your character(s). ✏ Everyone responds to your character as if they are acting out an inevitably doomed hyper dramatic high school level relationship. ✏ PETTY SHIT AND BIZARRE ARGUMENTS, GOSSIP ABOUNDING, CRYING WITH YOUR HEAD INTO YOUR HAND ON THE PHONE TO YOUR BRO AS YOU HOLD YOUR CLASS RING SAYING 'SHE WAS GONNA BE FOREVER', AWKWARDLY QUESTIONING YOUR SEXUALITY AND TELLING NO ONE, ETC. ETC.

Catfights, epic friend break-ups, reunions, catfights via text message, ten-year-later reunion phonecalls/state-of-character-life reports, and whatever else you can think of are very welcome! This is an open meme, so go nuts! ♥

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[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

[What you doing tonight
I wish I could be a fly on your wall
Are you really alone
Still in your dreams
Why can't I bring you into my life
What would it take to make you see that I'm alive

If I was invisible
Then I could just watch you in your room
If I was invincible
I'd make you mine tonight
If hearts were unbreakable
Then I can just tell you where I stand
I would be the smartest man
If I was invisible
Wait... I already am

Oh and Sylar is... watching her from afar. And mouth breathing. Bc he's a nerd and their love is ~*forbidden*~ by high school societal rules.]

[autophoenix.livejournal.com]

[ Claire is just going to ... ignore his life and try to walk faster to her car after cheerleading practice because ohgod who is this creep . o_o ]

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

[Noooo she can't leave. ;_; He'll... awkwardly try to approach her now.]

You ... uh... dropped your pen in biology. [Actually he stole it just for the sake of having this conversation. But she doesn't need to know that. Nervously, he holds it out to her.]

[autophoenix.livejournal.com]

Oh, uh. [ DON'T ENGAGE. DON'T ENGAGE. ] You can just ... keep it. It's just a pen, it's no big deal. Uh ... thanks, though. [ But the car is ... so close. She almost made it. ]

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

No, it's your pen. You should keep it. [He just... keeps holding it out. Like a crazy person.]

[autophoenix.livejournal.com]

[ She looks between him and her car. Hrnnngh awkward. ]


... Fine. Just -- [ She snatches it from him quickly like she's afraid if she's too delicate she'll catch his WOW. ] Thanks. You really didn't need to ... hang around and wait or anything.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

I wasn't-- um-- I just happened to be here. [He pushes his glasses back up the bridge of his nose.] I'm Gabriel. [He feels the need to introduce himself despite... sitting behind her in class every day.]

[autophoenix.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know who you are, we've ... got biology together. [ Now she's not even hiding the fact that she's staring mournfully at her car, wishing she was inside it. ]

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

I was just-- we've never talked or anything.

So ... um .... Homecoming's coming up. Do you have any plans?

[autophoenix.livejournal.com]

[ Oh god is this really her life. CLAIRE USES PLAY DUMB. IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE. ]

Uh, yeah, I mean, I'm cheering in the game, that's ... you know. What we were practicing for.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Oh. That's ... cool. Maybe I'll see you there. Or something.

[autophoenix.livejournal.com]

... Yeah, maybe. I'll probably be busy or whatever though, so don't ... come just for me or anything.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

... I'm not coming just for you.

[autophoenix.livejournal.com]

... Riiight. Just ... making sure.

[ YOU JUST LURK IN PARKING LOTS OVER BIOLOGY PENS. NOT THE SAME AS GOING TO A FOOTBALL GAME JUST FOR THE CHEERLEADERS, OBVS. ]

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

[LET HIM KEEP HIS DIGNITY, CLAIRE. GOSH. /napoleon dynamite]

Are you trying to say I shouldn't go or something?

[autophoenix.livejournal.com]

No! No, I mean, everyone should go and support our team and stuff, it's homecoming.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Right.

Uh ... so I guess I'll... see you tomorrow. In class.

[autophoenix.livejournal.com]

Oh, uh. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. You ... have a good night, Gary.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

[Why didn't you just punch him in the face :( ] ... Gabriel. My name is Gabriel.

[autophoenix.livejournal.com]

... Right. Gabriel. [ Oops. :c ]