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Ducky's List 2.0
Ages ago, there was random stuff happening in chat, as chat was often known to do. Then things got weird and hijinks ensued. The result was Ducky's List. A mix of pseudo-ic and ooc stuff to form a list that was based on something known as Skippy's List.
Back yet? Okay, good.
So our old list can be found here, but with a lot of the things that wouldn't make much sense to some people who weren't around for some of the things to make sense, I went through and trimmed around a bunch of them. So now instead of a 130+ item list, it's down to 89 things. But I'm not the most perfect editor and I left in some that still made me giggle out of nostalgia. SO. The reason I'm posting this is to get more input to add to the list, ask if anything else should be removed, etc. My only request is that we leave it for things that could be construed as things that could be considered as things not to do icly. Other than that, go nuts. Make up examples that your character might be guilty of or otherwise. And if this goes well, maybe we could do a list for the muns? :>
1. Tieria is not a pretty, pretty princess.
2. Nor is Nero a queen. Not even a Red Queen.
3. I am not to tell Lady that it's her dad's fault she can't get laid.
4. I am not allowed to gather all the community's megalomaniacs, villains, etc. and plot to take over the community.
5. Inviting Pedobear to the party was not funny nor appreciated.
6. Holly Short does not have a pot of gold, nor can she show me where one is.
7. I am not allowed to hack the community's interface, for fear of SHODAN or GLaDOS's wrath.
8. Replacing L's cake with salad is not funny. Not even Caesar salad.
9. I will not ask Lulu, the Major, Tifa, or anyone of a similar... build why they don't fall flat on their face when they walk.
10. I will also not ask if they are real and if I can touch them.
11. No one is interested in your special lollipop.
12. The Elementalist is an ordinary Lesser Nobody and I am not to speculate otherwise when Larxene is present.
13. I am not to ask Shiro how many lives he has left.
14. Helicopters are for flying, not fucking. Unless you're Eros.
15. If Nine and Ten, or any other combination up to Eleven, have sex, it is technically considered masturbation.
16. Ducks are awesome.
17. For the last time, the name doesn't mean anything. It's certainly not a front for a vast conspiracy to- I've said too much.
18. I will not send Ed two hundred crates of milk cartons anonymously.
19. Rocket launchers are not sex toys, and I should not attempt to use them as such.
20. Potions do not cure everything.
21. While "First I whip it out! Then I thrust it!" is an accurate description of sex, it is not appropriate to post it in BIG TEXT at a younger member who hasn't had The Talk yet. ...Or even for one who has.
22. If any two characters exist, they will be shipped, regardless of fandom, gender, race, or third dimension.
23. I will not make a cracking whip sound effect whenever Kyon passes by to do something for Haruhi. He likes it. :3
24. Tieria is not the community bicycle. Nobody has had a ride.Except SHODAN. And Mikaela.
25. Announcing to the community in large sparkly letters that someone you know got laid last night is inappropriate.
26. There will be no sexuality jokes about Superbi Squalo's name.
27. Everyone faps to Kinkmeme. Even your mom.
28. Making "your mom" jokes at Kadaj, Lady, Dante, Gaara, etc. is not nice.
29. Never accept candy from Orochimaru. NEVER.
30. lol!Gallifrey, lol!Rose, and lol!Master are rude regardless as to which Doctor you say them to.
31. SHODAN and GLaDOS are not having wild lesbian AI sex, and if I must spread such filthy rumors, I am to do so offline.
32. GLaDOS' cake is not a lie
33. Ukon tells the best bedtime stories in chat. You will be in it, even if you hate it.
34. I am not to ask Superman if he has buns of steel... or other certain body parts.
35. I will not tell Togusa that his wife and children are cardboard cutouts. Even if it is true.
36. Yes, it is bigger on the inside.
37. Size matters
37a. It's not the size of the TARDIS it's the motion of the Vortex.
38. All your base are belong to us
38a. And we set you up the bomb.
39. I will not ask Gai for a speedsuit. He would be all too happy to provide one.
40. I will not steal House's cane. This is not funny.
41. Naked Twister: Cruise control for buttsecks.
42. Is always the answer to any question anyone may have.
43. Singing "What What In The Butz" to Larry is not appropriate.
43a. I'm not allowed to send him a video of it anonymously either.
44. Abortion jokes directed at Juno are not appropriate.
45. There's always kinkmeme.
46. I will not play "I Wanna Take You To a Gay Bar" whenever Phoenix and Edgeworth walk
into the same room
46a. Or Tieria and Lockon.
46b. Or any other confirmed, suspected, or shipped homosexual couple.
47. Edgeworth does not wear pink. It is light red.
48. I am not to attempt to destroy the world ever again.
49. I am not L.
49a. Or Kira.
50. I will not replace Godot's coffee with decaf
51. I heard you like modkips.
52. This. Is. Sparda.
52a. Or Sparta
52b. This may also be Caketown.
52c. Ohshi-
53. I am not to insinuate that Maraich is secretly a dickgirl.
53a. Neither is Tieria.
54. I will not play with Aikka's ears simply because they are long and floppy.
55. I am not allowed to hack Axel's journal to play "Ice Ice Baby" in the background.
55a. "Burnin' Up" isn't allowed either, even if the Jonas Brothers do kind of sound like Jesse McCartney.
55b. "Burn Baby Burn" either.
56. It's Tieria Erde, not Princess Tiara or any variation thereof.
57. Binary binary binary binary binary binary I'M OKAY
58. CHLOE IS AN GENIUS.
59. Tsunade and Jiraiya do not need to get married in Vegas and I will not suggest it if I value my well-being.
60. Cox is just as cool as House, but he doesn't have a limp.
61. Mikaela will talk to all the robots on the comm. Whether they like it or not.
62. Sougo Okita believes Tamaki Suou is a pervert. He has proof. He'll arrest Tamaki one day...
63. Chloe will lose her virginity.
63a. Eventually.
63b. It will not be to you.
64. I will not break the fourth wall.
64a. The Doctor is excused from this.
65. Zapp Brannigan does not care about your goddamn cat. He only cares about your boobs. Pics or GTFO
66. Pick two people who are denying or are oblivious to feelings for each other, Mileina and Pearl are writing fanfiction about them.
67. I will not ask Mrs. Lovett what she puts in her pies
67a. Lest I wind up in one
67b. Nor will I make obscene jokes using the word "pie".
67c. Or 'Lovett'
68. YOU ARE MELON LORD.
69. SEEEEEEEEX. Everyone is having it.
70. Gisborne is hot. No, he's really, really hot.
70a. That much leather should be illegal, it's so sexy
71. I will not send Prussia an anonymous letter saying I am more awesome than him.
72. Asking Ash how much radiation Pikachu gives off on a daily basis is a sick and cruel joke.
73. It is a bad idea to give Tamaki or Spain a vuvuzela.
74. Rickrolls are the highest form of flattery
75. I will not challenge Franziska von Karma to whip me across the internet. She might succeed.
76. Lesbians do not exist outside of the mystical "Kink Meme." ...Sometimes.
77. The Game. You lost it.
78. We are all afraid of Toph. Unless you're not.
78a. For she is Melon Lord.
79. Juno is in fact a kraken from the sea.
80. Yuki has crabs
81. You can ship virtually any of the Doctor Who cast present and chances are it's already being played it out.
82. No matter how many classes Jay takes, he will always be a skeevey womanizing stoner.
83. 8V
84. Rufus ShinRa and Dark Mousy have a 99% chance of having sex at whatever community event they attend.
85. America and Belarus will always bicker about capitalism vs. communism whenever they meet on thecommunity communisty.
86. I will not send Mr. Crocker anonymous pictures of fairies from another world.
86a. Nor will I capture a fairy from another world and deliver it to his doorstep.
87. There will always be an accidental video post when you least want to have something stream on the community or on your journal.
88. Do not piss off Kaworu.
89. Do not piss off Kaworu.
90. Minatsuki will always find hookers.
90a. Especially ones named 'Sherry'.
91. Don't ask Ragna about his siblings.
91a. No. Seriously. Unless you want a giant blade shoved in your face.
92. Any dissing of Queen shall not be conducted in front of Sol Badguy.
92a. Or any dissing of his name, for that matter.
93. Any fight proposals brought to Yuusuke Urameshi's attention will be addressed. This is your only warning.
94. Blond girls cannot be "just friends" with Karen. They must either make out with her or disappear.
95. Miri is not an appable character.
96. Yes, Elphaba Thropp is green all over. No. You can't see.
97. I will not send Batou love letters made to look as if they came from the Major. It is wrong to play with the fantasies of a lovesick man who can crush my spine.
98. Everyone is a member of Karen's harem.
98a. Except for Kaito.
99. PERSONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Back yet? Okay, good.
So our old list can be found here, but with a lot of the things that wouldn't make much sense to some people who weren't around for some of the things to make sense, I went through and trimmed around a bunch of them. So now instead of a 130+ item list, it's down to 89 things. But I'm not the most perfect editor and I left in some that still made me giggle out of nostalgia. SO. The reason I'm posting this is to get more input to add to the list, ask if anything else should be removed, etc. My only request is that we leave it for things that could be construed as things that could be considered as things not to do icly. Other than that, go nuts. Make up examples that your character might be guilty of or otherwise. And if this goes well, maybe we could do a list for the muns? :>
1. Tieria is not a pretty, pretty princess.
2. Nor is Nero a queen. Not even a Red Queen.
3. I am not to tell Lady that it's her dad's fault she can't get laid.
4. I am not allowed to gather all the community's megalomaniacs, villains, etc. and plot to take over the community.
5. Inviting Pedobear to the party was not funny nor appreciated.
6. Holly Short does not have a pot of gold, nor can she show me where one is.
7. I am not allowed to hack the community's interface, for fear of SHODAN or GLaDOS's wrath.
8. Replacing L's cake with salad is not funny. Not even Caesar salad.
9. I will not ask Lulu, the Major, Tifa, or anyone of a similar... build why they don't fall flat on their face when they walk.
10. I will also not ask if they are real and if I can touch them.
11. No one is interested in your special lollipop.
12. The Elementalist is an ordinary Lesser Nobody and I am not to speculate otherwise when Larxene is present.
13. I am not to ask Shiro how many lives he has left.
14. Helicopters are for flying, not fucking. Unless you're Eros.
15. If Nine and Ten, or any other combination up to Eleven, have sex, it is technically considered masturbation.
16. Ducks are awesome.
17. For the last time, the name doesn't mean anything. It's certainly not a front for a vast conspiracy to- I've said too much.
18. I will not send Ed two hundred crates of milk cartons anonymously.
19. Rocket launchers are not sex toys, and I should not attempt to use them as such.
20. Potions do not cure everything.
21. While "First I whip it out! Then I thrust it!" is an accurate description of sex, it is not appropriate to post it in BIG TEXT at a younger member who hasn't had The Talk yet. ...Or even for one who has.
22. If any two characters exist, they will be shipped, regardless of fandom, gender, race, or third dimension.
23. I will not make a cracking whip sound effect whenever Kyon passes by to do something for Haruhi. He likes it. :3
24. Tieria is not the community bicycle. Nobody has had a ride.
25. Announcing to the community in large sparkly letters that someone you know got laid last night is inappropriate.
26. There will be no sexuality jokes about Superbi Squalo's name.
27. Everyone faps to Kinkmeme. Even your mom.
28. Making "your mom" jokes at Kadaj, Lady, Dante, Gaara, etc. is not nice.
29. Never accept candy from Orochimaru. NEVER.
30. lol!Gallifrey, lol!Rose, and lol!Master are rude regardless as to which Doctor you say them to.
31. SHODAN and GLaDOS are not having wild lesbian AI sex, and if I must spread such filthy rumors, I am to do so offline.
32. GLaDOS' cake is not a lie
33. Ukon tells the best bedtime stories in chat. You will be in it, even if you hate it.
34. I am not to ask Superman if he has buns of steel... or other certain body parts.
35. I will not tell Togusa that his wife and children are cardboard cutouts. Even if it is true.
36. Yes, it is bigger on the inside.
37. Size matters
37a. It's not the size of the TARDIS it's the motion of the Vortex.
38. All your base are belong to us
38a. And we set you up the bomb.
39. I will not ask Gai for a speedsuit. He would be all too happy to provide one.
40. I will not steal House's cane. This is not funny.
41. Naked Twister: Cruise control for buttsecks.
42. Is always the answer to any question anyone may have.
43. Singing "What What In The Butz" to Larry is not appropriate.
43a. I'm not allowed to send him a video of it anonymously either.
44. Abortion jokes directed at Juno are not appropriate.
45. There's always kinkmeme.
46. I will not play "I Wanna Take You To a Gay Bar" whenever Phoenix and Edgeworth walk
into the same room
46a. Or Tieria and Lockon.
46b. Or any other confirmed, suspected, or shipped homosexual couple.
47. Edgeworth does not wear pink. It is light red.
48. I am not to attempt to destroy the world ever again.
49. I am not L.
49a. Or Kira.
50. I will not replace Godot's coffee with decaf
51. I heard you like modkips.
52. This. Is. Sparda.
52a. Or Sparta
52b. This may also be Caketown.
52c. Ohshi-
53. I am not to insinuate that Maraich is secretly a dickgirl.
53a. Neither is Tieria.
54. I will not play with Aikka's ears simply because they are long and floppy.
55. I am not allowed to hack Axel's journal to play "Ice Ice Baby" in the background.
55a. "Burnin' Up" isn't allowed either, even if the Jonas Brothers do kind of sound like Jesse McCartney.
55b. "Burn Baby Burn" either.
56. It's Tieria Erde, not Princess Tiara or any variation thereof.
57. Binary binary binary binary binary binary I'M OKAY
58. CHLOE IS AN GENIUS.
59. Tsunade and Jiraiya do not need to get married in Vegas and I will not suggest it if I value my well-being.
60. Cox is just as cool as House, but he doesn't have a limp.
61. Mikaela will talk to all the robots on the comm. Whether they like it or not.
62. Sougo Okita believes Tamaki Suou is a pervert. He has proof. He'll arrest Tamaki one day...
63. Chloe will lose her virginity.
63a. Eventually.
63b. It will not be to you.
64. I will not break the fourth wall.
64a. The Doctor is excused from this.
65. Zapp Brannigan does not care about your goddamn cat. He only cares about your boobs. Pics or GTFO
66. Pick two people who are denying or are oblivious to feelings for each other, Mileina and Pearl are writing fanfiction about them.
67. I will not ask Mrs. Lovett what she puts in her pies
67a. Lest I wind up in one
67b. Nor will I make obscene jokes using the word "pie".
67c. Or 'Lovett'
68. YOU ARE MELON LORD.
69. SEEEEEEEEX. Everyone is having it.
70. Gisborne is hot. No, he's really, really hot.
70a. That much leather should be illegal, it's so sexy
71. I will not send Prussia an anonymous letter saying I am more awesome than him.
72. Asking Ash how much radiation Pikachu gives off on a daily basis is a sick and cruel joke.
73. It is a bad idea to give Tamaki or Spain a vuvuzela.
74. Rickrolls are the highest form of flattery
75. I will not challenge Franziska von Karma to whip me across the internet. She might succeed.
76. Lesbians do not exist outside of the mystical "Kink Meme." ...Sometimes.
77. The Game. You lost it.
78. We are all afraid of Toph. Unless you're not.
78a. For she is Melon Lord.
79. Juno is in fact a kraken from the sea.
80. Yuki has crabs
81. You can ship virtually any of the Doctor Who cast present and chances are it's already being played it out.
82. No matter how many classes Jay takes, he will always be a skeevey womanizing stoner.
83. 8V
84. Rufus ShinRa and Dark Mousy have a 99% chance of having sex at whatever community event they attend.
85. America and Belarus will always bicker about capitalism vs. communism whenever they meet on the
86. I will not send Mr. Crocker anonymous pictures of fairies from another world.
86a. Nor will I capture a fairy from another world and deliver it to his doorstep.
87. There will always be an accidental video post when you least want to have something stream on the community or on your journal.
88. Do not piss off Kaworu.
89. Do not piss off Kaworu.
90. Minatsuki will always find hookers.
90a. Especially ones named 'Sherry'.
91. Don't ask Ragna about his siblings.
91a. No. Seriously. Unless you want a giant blade shoved in your face.
92. Any dissing of Queen shall not be conducted in front of Sol Badguy.
92a. Or any dissing of his name, for that matter.
93. Any fight proposals brought to Yuusuke Urameshi's attention will be addressed. This is your only warning.
94. Blond girls cannot be "just friends" with Karen. They must either make out with her or disappear.
95. Miri is not an appable character.
96. Yes, Elphaba Thropp is green all over. No. You can't see.
97. I will not send Batou love letters made to look as if they came from the Major. It is wrong to play with the fantasies of a lovesick man who can crush my spine.
98. Everyone is a member of Karen's harem.
98a. Except for Kaito.
99. PERSONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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though, you can delete those two about mine if you want, they're a little out there sob
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Zelgadiss: ///_- Trust me, I know. I think I'd have a harem if anyone thought I actually had the slightest chance with anyone he ships me with.
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90b. Especially ones named 'Sherry'.
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:> Add Rock to number #28, definitely.
91. Don't ask Ragna about his siblings.
91a. No. Seriously. Unless you want a giant blade shoved in your face.
92. Any dissing of Queen shall not be conducted in front of Sol Badguy.
92a. Or any dissing of his name, for that matter.
93. Any fight proposals brought to Yuusuke Urameshi's attention will be addressed. this is your only warning.
...there might be more. idk yet.
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(35, on the other hand...)
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...also we need some Batou teasing up there. :|9
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How about this...
97. I will not send Batou love letters made to look as if they came from the Major. It is wrong to play with the fantasies of a lovesick man who can crush my spine.
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...Have I mentioned recently how much I love you? ♥
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You just did. ♥
oh no that icon
AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN. ♥
whatever do you mean? :>
YOU ARE SO KIND. ;3;
I don't want to punch myself in the face ;_;
IT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE SO AWESOME
Now why would I do such a thing? :3c
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95. Miri is not an appable character.
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97. Everyone is a member of Karen's harem.
97a. Except for Kaito.
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...Like this:
100. I will never go back on a promise to Radical Edward. She will do horrible horrible things to my computer.
Maybe you could think of something for Yoruichi?
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A fuzzy trap.
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100a. Don't tell him that last "girl" was a trap.
101. Memes that you don't understand to get his point across are a given from Emo.
101a. As are .gifs.
101b. You will save many of these to your computer.
102. Shinji is a god of angst, and you will love him and despair.
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103. Wesker will be released into the atmosphere ensuring complete mutual masturbation.
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104. If you mention love Giselle is listening.
105. Conversations between Giselle and Azula will always wind up in a circle.
106. Don't mess with Chibiusa. She has sweet shinigami backup.
107. Chibiusa brings the adorable out of any situation.
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109. No one can like Bellatrix.
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Also, if you can you can add also;
But I will scream 'Fairy' in order to flip Mr. Crocker out.