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[grancenturio.livejournal.com]

SHIPPING/FANSERVICE MEME

♥ post with your characters!
♥ respond to other people's characters with who you ship them with!
♥ HOWEVER THAT IS NOT WHERE THIS ENDS; in addition to naming the ship, you must also name some kind of prompt or activity to go with it!
♥ the two (OR THREE DON'T LOOK AT ME) named characters proceed to helpfully and ICly enact the scenario you have requested.
♥ everyone goes home happy!

Comments

............................................................ shut up!!!!

[vonkarmas.livejournal.com]

J-Just request whatever character you want from me, o-okay. 8|b

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Kashiwagi/Issei: w-well I really really want to pass this class, so...

[hot4kashiwagi.livejournal.com]

Oh Issei-kun~ May I have a short word with you...

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Kashiwagi-sensei? Of course, any time you like.

[hot4kashiwagi.livejournal.com]

You know, after our pop quiz, I was quite surprised. I would have thought that our class president would understand the seamless relationship between biology and history quite well... but you really don't, do you? As an educator, I really want to see my students grow with their learning experiences and since you haven't been advancing as fast as the other students... [ creeping dangerously close to you ]

I was wondering if you would be interested in earning some extra-credit. Honestly, it's an opportunity you really shouldn't turn down, Issei-kun.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I am sorry about that. I usually do better in this type of class, I don't know what it is about the material that I can't quite grasp.

An extra-credit assignment would be very helpful, but you really shouldn't play favorites, Kashiwagi-sensei. If you're offering this to me, all the students should have the same chance.

[hot4kashiwagi.livejournal.com]

[ ... she's offered, and frowns almost bitterly at the memory. But whatever, Issei can appreciate older women. ]

Don't worry about them. You have raw potential and you need to set a good example to your classmates, don't you? Now think of this as a small test before I hand you the real assignment. [ shuffles away with her arms rested under her sagging chest ]

First question: who is the most attractive person in Yasogami High?

[ answer wisely, issei ]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

[...oh crap. Crap crap crap crap crap, really he needs to stop thinking the best of his teachers just because they're teachers.

He should call her out on her unprofessional behavior. He really should. But... he also really wants to pass this class. Earn top marks, even. And he's been trying as much as he can, and it hasn't been working, so any extra credit is...]

...you are?

[hot4kashiwagi.livejournal.com]

[ smile~ take that rise kujikawhore. ]

Excellent answer. I am honored. I knew you would have great taste and women. [ aside: ] And all those teachers said you were gay.

Second question: At the last cultural festival, who did you vote for during the bikini fashion show?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

[First of all, they were right. Second of all, he didn't vote at the bikini fashion show because he did not care about it in the slightest and thus did not attend. He's not even sure if Kashiwagi was a participant, so this next answer is even more hesitant.]

Y-you?

[hot4kashiwagi.livejournal.com]

[ well done, well done! and kashiwagi doesn't really care at this point since issei is passing her little "prerequisite" quiz with flying colors. ]

And lastly, have you had your first kiss yet?

[ go for broke, kid ]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't even know which answer she wants. Better to tell the truth, and while we're making Issei be in her class we might as well make him single, and hope it was a good answer in addition to being honest.]

No?

LMFAO, misfire

[hot4kashiwagi.livejournal.com]

Oh, how pure of you. That's something I'd expect.

Now for your extra credit assignment. This must be done in complete secrecy. No one can find out about it. Especially those from this school. Think about it as something... forbidden. Yes, a forbidden assignment!

Promise me that no one will know about this, okay, Issei-kun~? I mean you have proven yourself to be a very special and reliable student. Almost willing to do anything to succeed in my class, right?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I... I... um...

[What is he doing, he should reject such an offer immediately! He has a duty as a student council president to be forthcoming with all information related to the school! There shouldn't even be a question about this!

...but if he returns to the temple with a black mark for the first time... He won't be able to live with the shame.]

Yes, Kashiwagi-sensei. I promise.

[hot4kashiwagi.livejournal.com]

Perfect~ Meet me at the Amagi Inn right after school tomorrow. I'll be there waiting for you. Ask for a Nori-chan at the front desk. [ she closes up to issei, inches away from her face as her hand swiftly glides over the crotch of his pants. yes, she did just touch him there. kashiwagi purrs before sashaying to the door. ]

... Oh and bring something sweet. I especially love something sticky to wrap my tongue around.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

[...oh... Right. He... sort of expected that, in the back of his mind. There wasn't any hoping that her intentions were more innocent than her words suggested, not now.

...He really doesn't want to fail the class, and he already promised not to talk about it, so he can't very well tell on her...

Issei curses himself, her, and the entire school system under his breath, but all he gives in reply to Kashiwagi is a curt nod. Either way he's going to break someone's rule, and he wants to end up with a report card he can show his father and brother. This won't kill him, will it?

By the time tomorrow rolls around, his face is absolutely burning with shame as he asks to be directed to Nori-chan's room.

...oh, and he's bringing a bag of candy. Sh-she said something sweet and sticky.]

[oceanicbutterfly]

Kanako has no idea how to go about seducing Karen.

[philogynous.livejournal.com]

[ god, b-blushing. let's just start with an innocuous compliment. maybe tell karen her hair looks nice or her breasts look-- maybe not. dear mother up in heaven, please give kanako the courage to seduce karen !! ]

Hello Karen, you look... [ her hand instantly covers her nose ] You look very nice today.

[ uh... ] Have you done something different to your look?

[oceanicbutterfly]

Kanako-san, thank you.

[blinkblink] ...no, nothing in particular. Why, is something wrong?

[philogynous.livejournal.com]

N-No... You just... You just look especially beautiful today.

[ !!! s-success?! ]

[oceanicbutterfly]

Ah, really? You look great today as well.

[Progress! But she still seems distracted by wondering if she's done something differently without realizing it.]