OMEGLE TROLLING MEME

[banerry.livejournal.com]

1. Go to Omegle.com
2. Begin talking to someone ICly
3. Post the results here
4. LAUGH

Comments

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Stranger: Hi, 14 f usa, ask me any questions and I will answer them truthfully.
You: BEATRIIIIIIIICE-- huh?
You: ... are you Beatrice in disguise?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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This one is extra funny because Battler got called Ray in a conversation preceding this one XD

Stranger: Well are you ready Ray?
You: I told you I'm not Ray!
You: If this is you Beatrice, this isnt' funny!
Stranger: I don't even know you
You: A likely story, ihihi. What trick are you trying to pull now?
Stranger: God...go play with your dogs
You: What...? What kind of answer is that; I don't have any dogs.
Stranger: MIKEY LEAVE ONEGLE
You: I'M NOT MIKEY
Stranger: LEAVE OMEGLE, MIKEY LEAVE IT, HOW MANY TIMES DID I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE THE INTERNET
You: DAMN IT I'M NOT MIKEY
Stranger: YOU RUIN EVERYTHING
You: MY NAME ISN'T MIKEY, IT'S BATTLER, BEATRICE YOUR GAMES SUCK.
Stranger: MIKEY LEEEEEAAAAAVE NOW
PLAY WITH YOUR UNICORN
You: NOOOOOOOO I CAN'T LEAVE WITHOUT FINDING OUT THE TRUUUUUUTH
You: AAAAH, IT'S USELESS, IT'S ALL USLESS!
Stranger: I'M YOUR FUCKING BROTHER AND I SAID LEAVE OMEGLE
You: LIKE HELL YOU ARE, I DON'T HAVE A BROTHER!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Aaand I think Battler has gotten this anon... at least three times Xd

You: BEATRIIIIIIIICE!!
Stranger: WELL ARE YOU READY RAY?
You: Come out from hiding, Beatrice!! Tell me what your new game is so that I can defeat you!
You: -- DAMN IT I'M NOT RAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
Stranger: WHAT BOUT YOU MOIKEY??
You: I'M NOT MOIKEEEEEEEEY!!!
Stranger: fuck, I forgot Frank.
Stranger: wtf is wrong with me.
You: .... I'M NOT FRANK EITHEEEEEER!!
Stranger: well I think I'm alright..
You: ... well, that's good to hear. I'm glad you're all right.
Stranger: 1 2 3 4
You: -- what are you counting?
Stranger: ok, see ya, good luck with beatrice.
You: ... thanks. See ya.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[quidditch-stag.livejournal.com]

You: hi!
Stranger: Well Hi there!
You: I'm James. It's nice to meet you.
Stranger: I'm Michaela it's nice to meet you too! ^_^
You: ...I'm really new at this. Is there something I'm meant to be saying?
Stranger: I have no clue honestly
Stranger: I just got on here too. lol.
You: What's lol?
Stranger: laugh out loud
You: I see.
Stranger: yuup