http://banerry.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] banerry.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] adddictions2011-02-01 04:33 pm
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OMEGLE TROLLING MEME

1. Go to Omegle.com
2. Begin talking to someone ICly
3. Post the results here
4. LAUGH

THIS CONVO GOT SO WEIRD, MAN

[identity profile] dreaming-oflove.livejournal.com 2011-02-01 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hello~!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: I'm doing very well! Thank you for asking!
You: How are you?
Stranger: Good, thanks! I'm Mattias
You: It's very nice to meet you Mattias. My name is Giselle!
Stranger: Hi Giselle!
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Well, I'm from Andalasia, but I live in New York now.
Stranger: Where is Andalaisa?
Stranger: Isn't that from the movie Enchanted?
You: I don't believe I'm familiar with that movie?
You: And I've watched quite a few with Morgan...
Stranger: Andalasia isn't a real town
You: Well, not on Earth, no.
Stranger: Are you from Earth?
You: I am now. I've been living in New York for three years now.
Stranger: How old are you in Earth years?
You: 35!
Stranger: Wow!
Stranger: Are you orgasmic?
You: Am I...what?
Stranger: Orgasmic
Stranger: Can you have orgasms?
Stranger: Many Earth women can't!
You: My. That's rather personal...
Stranger: It's what separates us
Stranger: It's okay
You: "Us"?
Stranger: Us, Giselle
Stranger: We're special!
Stranger: Are you special?
You: Well, everyone is special, of course!
Stranger: Yes!
Stranger: That is very true
Stranger: Are you beautiful?
You: ...I have been told that. I think everyone is beautiful, though.
Stranger: Everyone does have beauty to them...
Stranger: Some is physical, others emotional, some creative, some sexual
You: I'm so glad you agree! :)
Stranger: I do!
Stranger: Women are so beautiful
Stranger: I love them
You: You seem very kind.
Stranger: As do you, Giselle
Stranger: What brings you to Omegle?
You: It seemed interesting so I thought I would explore it.
Stranger: It is quite interesting
Stranger: Are you married?
You: I am! We've been married over a year now. :)
Stranger: Very nice
Stranger: Very happy for you
You: Thank you!
You: What about you? Have you found your True Love?
Stranger: Hmmm
Stranger: I have not
You: I'm sure that you will someday!
Stranger: Are you happy?
Stranger: Are you satisfied?
You: Oh, very happy!
Stranger: Are all your desires coming true?
Stranger: Yay!
You: They are! I have such a wonderful family now, and a baby on the way!
Stranger: Wow!
Stranger: Amazing
Stranger: Congratulations!
You: Thank you so much! :D
Stranger: I'm sorry for the personal question earlier....
Stranger: My research focuses on female sexuality
Stranger: It is a common question I ask to gauge female happiness
You: Do people really study that?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: very much so
You: My. That's quite an...interesting topic of study.
Stranger: haven't you ever wondered what is considered "normal" in terms of female sexuality?
Stranger: Have you ever wondered if you are "normal"?
Stranger: It is an interesting subject area
Stranger: One I have devoted my life to
You: I guess I really haven't.
Stranger: For example
Stranger: I will ask you a personal question
Stranger: You can answer if you want
Stranger: If not, that is totally okay too
Stranger: But we're anonymous so there are no repercussions
Stranger: How often do you orgasm?
Stranger: Most women do not experience orgasm through intercourse
You: I'd rather not say...I'm sorry.
Stranger: That is okay!
Stranger: But that's what I study
You: I see. Well, I wish you the best of luck in your study!
Stranger: Thank you1
Stranger: Best of luck with your new family
You: Thank you!
Stranger: Find happiness!
You: And you!
Stranger: thanks! bye

Re: THIS CONVO GOT SO WEIRD, MAN

[identity profile] dreaming-oflove.livejournal.com 2011-02-01 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
SHE IS HAVING A BABY, YOU KNOW.

Re: THIS CONVO GOT SO WEIRD, MAN

[identity profile] dreaming-oflove.livejournal.com 2011-02-01 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
NO, NANCY DID.

Re: THIS CONVO GOT SO WEIRD, MAN

[identity profile] dreaming-oflove.livejournal.com 2011-02-01 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
NO, BUT THIS DID (http://community.livejournal.com/dramadramaduck/3859858.html)

Of course you tagged it, but hey. XD