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adddictions2011-02-01 04:33 pm
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OMEGLE TROLLING MEME
1. Go to Omegle.com
2. Begin talking to someone ICly
3. Post the results here
4. LAUGH
2. Begin talking to someone ICly
3. Post the results here
4. LAUGH
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Oh dear, is this the way people introduce themselves these days?
You: What happened to small talk ?
ABEL
You: IS ANYONE OUT THERE
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: Oh??? what does that mean???
Stranger: age
Stranger: sex
Stranger: location
You: Oh, okay! I'm quite youthful and robust (because it's rude to ask a gentleman his real age), I'm a masculine male and I'm in the Vatican!
WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT TO TALK TO THE NICE PRIEST
CROSS
Stranger: Cough cough
You: The plague was several hundred years ago
You: Go back there and see if you get sympathy.
Stranger: I have it
You: Then you really shouldn't be online.
Stranger: That doesn't make any sense.
You: I suggest having one good shag, smoke and a bottle of romanee conti before you pop off.
You: Chances are that they'll burn the dead.
You: But, don't show the giant sores first. That's a turn off.
Stranger: I don't understand
Stranger: I am 9
Stranger: Hello
You: You have stellar parents.
You: Get offline.
You: Right now.
You: I've already raiased a nine year old
Stranger: Probably
You: God, I'm leaving first. I'm have traumatic flashbacks.
Stranger: Ok bye.
You: "Oh no, sir, I'm too young to pay off your debts. What do you mean you want a /lion/??? I'm so cold!!!"
You: Bye.
Stranger: I want a horse.
Stranger: I mean everyone has one
You: Not everyone.
Stranger: Everyone here
Stranger: owns a horse
You: Then move.
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no subject
Re: CROSS
Stranger: I mean everyone has one
You: Not everyone.
Stranger: Everyone here
Stranger: owns a horse
You: Then move."
Brilliance.
Re: CROSS