OMEGLE TROLLING MEME

[banerry.livejournal.com]

1. Go to Omegle.com
2. Begin talking to someone ICly
3. Post the results here
4. LAUGH

Comments

[aikido-2-dan.livejournal.com]

Stranger: m from india
Stranger: u?
You: I'm from Osaka
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What's wrong with Osaka?!

[aikido-2-dan.livejournal.com]

Stranger: Hiiii... :)
You: Yo!
Stranger: I am female. 20 years old. Where are you from?
You: I'm from Osaka
Stranger: I am from California... very sexy and honey... :). Do you have naked photos?? to be honest I am very hornyyyy :(
You: ......
Stranger: If you promise to send yours I can send you mine
You: Should I have mentioned I'm a girl to?
Stranger: give me your email or I can give you the link where you can see my photos. Do you have account in adultfriendfidner???
You: o////////o
You: Um, while I respect homosexuality I, uh....
You: I'm kind of in a relationship. With a guy.
You: So I'm gonna go now.
Stranger: http://iamhoney.com/nancy.php
You: .....
You: BYE
You have disconnected.

[aikido-2-dan.livejournal.com]

I had a whole long chat that was kind of cool and funny and then Omegle d/ced me. D=

[aikido-2-dan.livejournal.com]

....it had pandas, peacocks, and someone thinking Kazuha was talking about something else when she was referring to her martial arts master.

[aikido-2-dan.livejournal.com]

Stranger: Hey ask?
Stranger: Asl*
You: Apparently chats can cut out randomly.
You: Guess my signal isn't as strong as I thought.
You: 19, female, Osaka
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Asl?
Stranger: Nice ;)
You: And ya?
Stranger: 18 m Aus and hornyy
You: ........
You: I have a boyfriend
You: Wait
Stranger: Kool
You: Is this Sid-san?!
Stranger: Na
You: Oh, okay. That might have been a bit weird.
Stranger: Ok
You: I kind of went on a rant about how all my dates get interrupted by a murder.
Stranger: K
You: Well, they do. It's like my boyfriend is a death magnet. Because it only happens around him.
You: Or that weird little seven year old....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

....for reference, she was talking to a guy with the same stats earlier.

[aikido-2-dan.livejournal.com]

Stranger: i am justin in case justin beiber
You: Justin who?
Stranger: beiber
You: ......
Stranger: beiber my balls
You: Ya mean that rail thin pop singer boy in that states?
You: the*
You: ....yer
You: ....balls?
Stranger: damn
You: ????
You: ....were ya gonna proposition me for sex to usin' some pop star's name?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[puddingstolen.livejournal.com]

....Kazuha just helped a girl out with a serious love problem.

I felt kind of guilty writing with her accent.