By plurkular demand

[stone-gun-nest.livejournal.com]

They say this universe is bound to blow
I say we crank up the calypso control
Apocalyp- apocalyp-
APOCALYPSO

The world has ended. Quite literally. Whether it was a devastating war with powerful weapons, an alien invasion, a natural disaster, or whatever else, your characters are now living in the aftermath.

1. Post with your characters (one per comment is encouraged)
2. Somebody replies
3. Play things out. This can be right after the end of the world, a long time after the end of the world, or even while it's still in the process. How did it end? Were you involved? Did you cause it? Up to you! Feel free to make it ridiculous - or not. It can be sadtiems, but doesn't need to. Just come to an agreement.

Comments

That's because you're awesome?

[derse-princess.livejournal.com]

[Well, that darkness just came over your mansion, Scratch. She's travelled a long way to get here. It's done nothing for her mood.

Any minions she happens across are either ignored or, if they insist, dispatched with minimal effort. They're not her target, he is. And she's coming for your room]

Also I miss my paid account trial 8(

[docfoul]

[She should be arriving, he thinks. He can't see anything around him.

He just so happens to have his back turned to her.]

It messed up? :(

[derse-princess.livejournal.com]

[That's good. That means she gets at least one free shot.

She's making the most of it.

Wands raised, with an utterance of disgust in Eldritch tongue, and there's a purple blast heading straight for him]

No more icons for me 8(

[docfoul]

[He doesn't dodge. He doesn't move.

The blast hits him straight in the middle of his chest, piercing right through his plush body, and he flops to the ground.]

Sad times

[derse-princess.livejournal.com]

[It should be enough. It's what she came here for, but it's too easy. She's not even warmed up yet and there's a lot of hurt looking for a target to be unleashed on.

And so the blasts keep coming, goading him or destroying him, she doesn't even care anymore.]

Very sad. Also, have an inappropriate icon.

[docfoul]

[He isn't reacting. Some of the blasts seem to burn him - one rips his right leg straight off - but he must have died with the first shot.

And then his body begins to glow.]

Excellent

[derse-princess.livejournal.com]

[The blasting ceases a moment as he begins to glow. Finally, some sort of response from the smug, white-texted omniscent bastard]

[docfoul]

[Rose might soon realise the response isn't exactly coming from the bastard himself, but from what was inside him.

Hideous green limbs grow. The damaged leg becomes a bloody stump, quickly supported by a peg leg. Gloves rip to reveal monstrous claws.

The monster grows, and grows, and he stands on his feet.

His head begins to crack.]

[derse-princess.livejournal.com]

[If she was still herself, she would back up at this new threat. But under her current thrall, all she can think is that finally he's giving her a challenge.

Her wands are raised again. She'll play fair. She'll let the transformation finish. And then she'll make him pay again]

THIS IS A MEME, I GIVE NO FUCKS

[headbreaking.livejournal.com]

[And as the head begins to break, a huge, multicoloured overcoat appears on the monster's shoulders - because who would ever forget the Cairo Overcoat? CERTAINLY NOT ME - and then--

With a , Lord English's face reveals itself.]

...ily <3

[derse-princess.livejournal.com]

[That's more like it. Rose always knew there had to be something disgusting lurking beneath that stupid cueball. Something more than deserving of the new blasts sent his way]

[headbreaking.livejournal.com]

[Oh dear. They connect, sure, but don't seem to do much other than scorch his skin a little.]

[derse-princess.livejournal.com]

[She stops at this new, rather different tone of voice to go with the new look. Stares a moment. Then blasts again because anything can be beaten with enough blasting, right?]

[headbreaking.livejournal.com]

[Not if you're trying to defeat an indestructible demon. Sorry.]

[derse-princess.livejournal.com]

[There's only so long she can keep up this continued assault. She stops, wands lowering, eyes blazing with rage and confusion in equal measures.]

[headbreaking.livejournal.com]

[derse-princess.livejournal.com]

[She mutters incoherently, still watching for now because she needs to gather herself - as far as she can - for the next assault]

[headbreaking.livejournal.com]

[derse-princess.livejournal.com]

[She won't be dismissed. Gathering up everything she has left, she unleashes yet another blast of power]

[headbreaking.livejournal.com]

[Unfortunately... It turns out English can do the First Guardian-y thing. He warps, letting the blast enter his spacey silhouette, and relocates himself behind Rose.

The blast ends up blowing the front door and the surrounding wall up.]

[derse-princess.livejournal.com]

[That was...unexpected. Stupid, cheating warping things. At least she's destroying something, though.

She doesn't bother to turn completely. Instead she glances back over her shoulder, wavering between doing the sensible thing and doing what the horrorterrors want her to]

[headbreaking.livejournal.com]

[derse-princess.livejournal.com]

[And she is very much "with" them. Her wands begin to glow with power again but she doesn't unleash it, yet.]