throwback thursday meme

[aburningspirit]

THE DATING❤SIM MEME

♥ Post your characters, one per comment.
♥ Reply to others with a list of four options for the thread-starter to choose from.
♥ The thread continues as such, with one character posting options and the other choosing one!
♥ Switch it around, if you'd like (as in, have the other character post the options instead) - remember, it's just for fun!
♥ Iyaaaan, so bold~

EXAMPLE!!!:

Player A: *doing something*

Player B: *Suddenly, B!*

>[Option 1]
>[Option 2]
>[Option 3]
>[Option 4]

Player A: >[Option 3]

Comments

[mightletyouknowme]

[kukuku]

[ You've finally made it onto the Kobato route. Don't screw it up now! It's late night during a camping trip and something scared Kobato, so she crawled into your tent! ]

S-Sena, there's something out there.. As a vampire, I'd normally take care of it myself, but since I have minions here, I've decided to partake in your services...

[ Her expression is flushed, frustrated. She's on all fours climbing onto the camping air mattress with you.

> Ask her to sleep with you.
> Scream about how cute she is.
> Actually help her figure out what's making noise.
> Roll over and go back to sleep. ]

[mightletyouknowme]

[Is there no "die because life won't get any better than this moment" option?

>Actually help her figure out what's making the noise - ish.]

Koba...! E-eh? Something where?

[oceanicbutterfly]

[DDD welcomes Sena to scenic Sena's House! Here she can see many amazing sights such as the rare sleepy Karen. Karen is on the couch reading a book about /clicks random page on Wikipedia highwaymen for reasons we will assume are sensible, and it apparently isn't very interesting because she seems on the verge of nodding off.]

> Strike up a conversation
> Sit down next to her
> Surprise attack from behind
> Follow previously-given advice of sketchy maid

[mightletyouknowme]

[Sketchy? Stella is totally legit.

> Surprise attack from behind. Only, it's still suppose to be a surprise as she peers over the couch, a large smile on her face, her voice almost a whisper so that she doesn't wake up yet.]

Even sleeping, you have the cutest face...

[Yeah, Sena's a creeper.]

[oceanicbutterfly]

[Yeah, legitimately sketchy.

Karen isn't quite asleep yet, and while what Sena said doesn't quite register, she realizes something's been said to her and blinks. What was that?] Sena-san?

> Recite awful eroge dialog
> Try to recruit Karen into your party
> Hug from behind the couch
> Request Karen's half-asleep, incoherent advice

[mightletyouknowme]

[Sadly, she will >Recite awful eroge dialogue.]

We should take a nap together! It's better that way.

[oceanicbutterfly]

[What's even sadder is that Karen is just sleepy enough for that to seem perfectly reasonable.]

Well, okay. If it's better.

> Join her on the couch
> Take her to bed
> Take her somewhere strange
> On second thought, this might be overdoing it

[mightletyouknowme]

[Sena does her best work on sleeping girls. Ask Kobato.

>Join her on the couch. Dropping her on the way to bed would just not end well.

So, move over Karen. Unsure of where to put her arms, Sena is joining you, awkwardly trying to fit without danger of falling off.]

[oceanicbutterfly]

[This is true!

Karen kind of instinctively tucks herself into the corner to make room, then shifts a bit, trying to get comfortable. This seems to be giving her some trouble, actually.]

> Snuggle up to her. You happen to know you're comfortable to lie against!
> Inspect Karen's sleeping location for possible causes of discomfort.
> Ask her if something is wrong.
> Comfort? She should feel privileged to be permitted to sleep in your presence! Let her just deal with it herself!

[mightletyouknowme]

[She wants to choose three out of four of those.

Maybe it's the room. >Snuggle up to her.

If she still shows trouble, then she'll >Inspect the location.]

waaaah I didn't realize it had been this long

[oceanicbutterfly]

[Karen does indeed still have trouble, even with a nice warm Sena. The inspection soon reveals why: she seems to be unknowingly lying on top of a small object. It looks like a wooden rod of some sort.]

> Point it out to her
> Pull it out from under her
> Pretend there's nothing there and use the uncomfortable couch as an excuse to lead her somewhere else
> Let her suffer! Ahahahahahaha!

ARE WE FIGHTING?! ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME?!

[mightletyouknowme]

[Sena can be selfish, 99.9% of the time but she genuinely likes Karen and besides, couch = closeness.

>Pull it out from under her.

She's sure she can do this much without waking her up. Then, they can cuddle!]

OF COURSE NOT. I'M TOO BUSY BEING SEXY.

[oceanicbutterfly]

[The object comes out easily. It was indeed a wooden rod, roughly the size of a pencil, with a small sheet of cloth attached. The cloth is blue and says 0x21E2CF on it.

Yes, it's an event flag! You probably always assumed that was just technical jargon and didn't refer to an actual object, and also that they didn't exist in real life (such as the term applies to an RP meme). Well, apparently you were wrong.]

> Try to trigger the flag
> Attempt to determine what this particular flag controls via careful examination of the situation
> Add flag to inventory for later use
> Put the flag back and pretend you never saw anything

Hey, I find the time to do it and ... yeah, not really

[mightletyouknowme]

[What, these things are real? No, trigger, trigger, that flag couldn't be anymore triggered!

>Try to trigger the flag.

Does shaking it work?]

[oceanicbutterfly]

[Either shaking it works, or there's one seriously weird coincidence. Karen's eyes blink open, and she shifts positions to present a better view of her body, which makes her skirt ride up a lot for some reason even though none of her movement could have caused that. She blushes and smiles, reaching up and putting her hands on Sena's shoulders.]

Mm. Thank you, Sena. Now, you wanted to join me?

[Oh, so it was that kind of flag.]

> Thanks to eroge, you know exactly how to handle this sort of situation! Engage smut mode! NOTE: Limited trial only in unregistered version. Scene will fade to black before you can even get her undressed. For registration details, visit our website on Geocities.com!
> This isn't like Karen at all! Attempt to un-trigger the flag.
> Aaah! Even the flag is doing it now! Futilely assert your heterosexuality in the face of persistent yuri shipping.
> Is she more comfortable now? Remain oblivious to the situation and continue as before.

[mightletyouknowme]

[Why is the website not working, she wants to re...

[>This isn't like Karen at all! Attempt to un-trigger the flag. After all, this may not be the real one and she likes Karen because she's Karen.

And hopefully there's another flag around here after.]

K-karen... I did think it would more comfortable with both of us.