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[dualer]

Strip Honesty Meme
1 • Post with your character.
2 • Comment to other characters with a question.
3 • Whenever your character answers dishonestly or refuses to answer a question, they will be compelled to take off an article of clothing.
4 • If they don't want their friends and enemies alike to see them naked, they'd better start telling the truth!

Comments

[thats_brutal]

[He chuckles]

I like this plan. [pause] and I'd definitely ****ing win.

[second_star]

[ Sure you will, big guy. ]

Ever had a beer before?

[thats_brutal]

[Nathan practically rips the top off of a Jack Daniels bottle he... conveniently has on hand]

Uuuuh yeah. What kind of a stupid ****ing question is that?

[second_star]

That's how the game works, man. We say yes, we gotta drink. Now drink up and ask.

[thats_brutal]

[He takes a swig.]

You ever been drunk before? Like... Really really drunk?

[second_star]

Once, back when I was 17 or something. I got into a ton of fights that night. [ And with that affirmative answer, he opened his own bottle, chugging it down. ]

Alright, alright. Let's see...ever been in jail?

[thats_brutal]

[he snorts]

You ****ing kidding me? Of course I've been in jail. [he takes a swig, thinking for a minute]

You ever kill a guy?

[second_star]

[ This was beginning to sound like Yes: The Game. ]

More than I've liked. [ There goes another drink. ]

Hmm. Ever kissed a girl?

[thats_brutal]

[He snorts. Wow this game is really dumb if all they're doing is asking questions and drinking.]

Yeah. But not, not all of them. Some of those groupies are ****ing gross.

[swig]

Ever ****ed a fat chick?

[... wow, Nathan. WOW.]

[second_star]

[ Yuri put the bottle down. Finally, something he could answer no to. ]

Sorry to say, big guy, I actually haven't ****ed [ Guitar sound effects and all ] any chick. Much less a fat one. Haven't found the right girl yet.

[thats_brutal]

Wait. You mean you're a ****ing virgin?

[dudewut]

[second_star]

Pretty much. Like I said, never found a girl for it. Call me picky.

[thats_brutal]

No. What's really the problem? Can you, like, not get it up or something?

[Because CLEARLY it's impossible for a guy to just not want to have sex]