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FOURTH WALL POST



GO GO GO GO.

HERE if you don't know what to do!

SECOND POST WILL GO UP WHEN/IF THE STRAIN GETS TOO MUCH FOR THE POST.

(Usual reminder that this will never count towards game canon!)

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[emptysword]

[Not listening, he's just checking the wall man.]

[unknownrival]

[Well that guy sure looks familiar!]

Shirou, I don't know what's special about that wall, but don't hurt yourself trying to figure it out.

[emptysword]

It's just a wall, right? A little bit of mortar and brick could get the job done, I think.

[unknownrival]

You're talking to an alternate universe Ryudo Issei who is dating a Servant, frequently hugged the devil when he was around, and once played host to a robotic cat in his temple.

That is not just a wall.

[emptysword]

...Did Tohsaka punch you that hard?

[bro u ok]

[unknownrival]

I wish I could blame all this on her. But no.

[emptysword]

...

[There's only one explanation for this, he thinks...!]

Are you sleepwalking again?

[unknownrival]

No, I'm not. I'm legitimately telling you that I'm not from your timeline.

[emptysword]

[Just, this face.]

[unknownrival]

You grow up to be a jerk with white hair and a tan.

[emptysword]

And you need to see a doctor right now.

[ :| ]

[unknownrival]

I'm perfectly in my right mind.

[emptysword]

Really? You're giving the impression that you're in your left mind.

[unknownrival]

That was terrible...

[He sighs and shows him his Command Spells.]

[emptysword]

...

[...

...]

You're not lying.

[unknownrival]

I would never lie to you.

[emptysword]

[There's just a sigh as he put his right hand on his forehead, having a headache no thanks to the realization.]

How did those happen in the first place anyways?

[unknownrival]

The robot cat needed a place to hide from killer snowmen, my Diarmuid is a wonderful person whose original Master was terrible, and the devil frankly needs hugs.

[emptysword]

And you're still a monk at the temple.

[deadpan]

[unknownrival]

Of course, where else would I be able to safely bring a robotic cat?

[regalbearing]

[ oh hay, Shirou. how's about a version of your Servant that hasn't met you yet and just happens to be standing nearby? ]

It is a rather odd phenomenon, is it not?

[emptysword]

...Well, it is just a broken wall, so I don't see why it's st...ra..nge?

[welp.]

...Saber?

[regalbearing]

It is a manifestation of this community, or so I assume. That in itself makes it stran...

[ blink. ] Yes? Forgive me, have we met?

[emptysword]

Well, uh-

[The thoughts of how her status worked came back into his head as he stared at her. Similar yet not similar, the person before him was indeed Saber-

...Probably at a point of time before they met.]

You look similar to someone I've met.