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FOURTH WALL POST



GO GO GO GO.

HERE if you don't know what to do!

SECOND POST WILL GO UP WHEN/IF THE STRAIN GETS TOO MUCH FOR THE POST.

(Usual reminder that this will never count towards game canon!)

Comments

[justashadow]

It doesn't look like bad luck. [The voice is even and in a monotone as he seems to magically appear behind him. Or had he always been there?]

[accurately]

[ He definitely didn't see Kuroko coming, but Midorima's much better at looking grumpier after jumping slightly totally hiding his surprise than certain others. Yeah sure. ]

Kuroko.

[ As though saying his name is a proper greeting. Regardless of how he's actually just a tiny bit startled at the smaller boy's presence, that doesn't change the fact that there's a literal wall with a giant hole in it. How is that not bad luck? Midorima can't see it any other way. ]

Do you think this kind of thing could be good luck? [ His tone makes it obvious he thinks Kuroko's being naive. Like he's the expert on fourth walls to begin with.. ]

[justashadow]

[When isn't he better at looking grumpy?]

[Kuroko walks past him, bending down to curiously look in the hole.]

It doesn't have to be good luck or bad luck. It's a hole.

Sorry for slow... totally new at Midorima here, he takes some extra thought!

[accurately]

[ He's the grump master.

It's a hole in the multiverse, Kuroko. There's a huge problem with that. Maybe Kuroko doesn't see the potential badness in that, but Midorima can't help but think in a very straight-forward sense: Hole in a place where it shouldn't be=bad news. His lucky item definitely didn't prepare him for this. Even ignoring the literal possible complications, it can't be good on a cosmic level. ]

Normally holes aren't associated with positive things unless they're the kind you can score points with.

[ Like basketball hoops, those are kind of holes. Otherwise like... holes in a story, holes in shoes, holes in balls, even bunny holes can be dangerous-- the hole that people like Takao and Kise say things through! They're all pretty bad, okay. ]

No worries. I'm completely new to this guy here and still doing the re..read through

[justashadow]

[Holes in your defense, holes in your plans. He knew why holes could be bad. He even tried to avoid the ones in the ground, knowing if he fell, there was a chance no one would notice he was in one.

Seeing nothing but black, he stood up]

The kind you can score in is the most important thing in our lives.

WE CAN DO IT!! 8|b

[accurately]

That's something even we can agree on.

[ Which is saying something, since most of the time he does have trouble seeing on the same level as Kuroko. At the very least their lives are at least 90% basketball The other 10% being sleeping, eating, and occasionally making a cameo in a classroom to prove that they actually are students. And checking horoscopes, but that can be done while preparing for basketball.

Speaking of horoscopes though... ]

Oha Asa really is always right.

[ March 15th: "Pisces, Cancer and Virgo should stick together, today, as they will be able to stand their day better together, than without each other. Should keep their distance from either Aquarius or Aries, though."

Lookin' at you Mr. Aquarius. :| Them not keeping their distance today is clearly related to this happening. ]

PUSH THROUGH!

[justashadow]

[Sometimes, to save time, they just sleep in their class room.]

I don't think the horoscope is the reason there's a wall. Did it say to come to the wall?

[Even if it's their signs, it's still not Koroko's fault. He was here first. Everybody just kept walking by him.]

[accurately]

[ Seems legit. Midorima looks a tiny bit ruffled. Don't question Oha Asa, Kuroko. ]

It said that Cancers should keep their distance from Aquarius.

[ As for who he's supposed to spend time with though, Aomine is a Virgo so that's not happening. and except for Takao his teammates don't have official bdays so idfk ]

[justashadow]

[Now he's standing in front of him, as unruffled as when the conversation began.

Before he points out that if it didn't happen, they wouldn't be close so being close couldn't be what made it happen, he has a question.]

How much distance?

[accurately]

[ It's not a literal amount, Kuroko.. ]

It infers a more general distance than a measurable physical distance.

[justashadow]

Then we wouldn't know how far away we would need to be before it would work.

[accurately]

It means that we're not supposed to spend time together, Kuroko.

[ If Kuroko needs to be that specific he'll defend Oha Asa!!! ]

[justashadow]

If we didn't mean to come here, wouldn't you call it fate that we did?

[He'd defend her anyway.]

[accurately]

[ He always will, she's like his goddess ok. Always correct all the time. ]

Just because it's fate doesn't mean that it's good.

[ There are plenty of bad fates, Kuroko. ]