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FOURTH WALL POST

GO GO GO GO.

HERE if you don't know what to do!

SECOND POST WILL GO UP WHEN/IF THE STRAIN GETS TOO MUCH FOR THE POST.

(Usual reminder that this will never count towards game canon!)

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[A nervous laugh came out of him as she said that.]

Nah, I have no clue what in the world that is. Must be something only you guys have. Either way, I can't be bothered with love. It's too tiresome.

Hang in there and one day, you'll find a girl you can be tired of it with.

Nah, I'd rather not think about it for now. After all, we have this stupid wall to deal with. [His foot tapping grows louder.]

You're plan is to bring it down with your foot?

It's just me being annoyed, is all. Like I'm really strong enough to do something like that. [He's about ready to just jump down from the stupid thing.]

Relax. It was a joke.

[Getting off the wall? It looks like Marti might have the same idea, swinging the other foot to join the first.]

Coming?

Sorry, I guess I was being out of character for a second.

[He lets out a chuckle before nodding. The drop didn't look so bad. Sitting down, he inches himself closer to the edge before dropping. Of course, the impact of landing gets to him as he stumbles a bit.]

Alright! Good thing I didn't break anything.

[She sticks the landing beside him.]

Not bad. A crutch would definitely slow down the next plan.

Right, what would be the next plan, seeing as how up there it was...

Think we can find a hammer around here somewhere?

To break down the wall? Nothing's on the other side.

...A distraction. [She nods.] The wall could be to keep us from seeing something else.

Well, wouldn't it be fun to just break it down at least?

[...oh. He hadn't thought about that.] ...Like what? I couldn't see anything it would be keeping us from.

How much did you look after you saw the wall?

...admittedly, not a whole lot. But...I don't know what the distraction would be.

The wall's the distraction. What it might be distracting from... a door, probably?

Oh, right, ehe. Um...you want to look around for the door? Can't be too hard.

[She plops a hand on his head.]

Sure thing stumper. We might even be able to find you something to smash.

[...Did she just call him stumper?!]

H-Hey, I'm that short!! [He's easily flustered about it, and you can clearly see the red on his face.] W-We'll just...leave the smashing part for later! Let's just...uuugh...

[If it was a guy, he'd have done something but...it was a girl. So it was on a whole different level of embarrassment.]

[She'll back off, holding her hands up in surrender but laughing.]

Hey, sorry. No offense meant.

[He'll just stare a bit, his face retaining a bit of a red hue.]

Nah, I should have realized it was a joke. So the faults all on me!

I've known shorter. [She'll inform him of this as she begins to walk.]

Eh? Shorter then me? Haha, well, you are pretty tall for a girl, anyways. Not that I've known any taller.

Yeah, I get that a lot. I'm good for reaching tall shelves and all that.

Do people really use you for that? Ehe, only thing I'm good for is hitting a baseball.

Reaching things? Nah. All my dormies know they're short so they just put everything on lower shelves.

[She's mostly joking.]

Baskeball huh?

Oh, are you a college student? Not that I would know. But I don't doubt your friends are shorter!

[Of course, he laughed at what she said.] Hey, good one!

Yeah, I'm a baseball player, I'm pretty swell at it if I say so myself.