Test Drive

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TEST DRIVE MEME

1. Post a comment with the journal of a character you've considered apping. Make sure to put the name of the character/canon in the subject heading and post a comment as if they're already in the game! It can be a voice post, video or text post; it can either be an intro or a "been there a while" sort of deal. Anything goes!

2. Tag around with others - potential characters or characters who are already in the game - to see how well they fit.

3. Get a better idea of how well they'd work out in game, and app or not app accordingly!

4. Have fun! And we pretty much just mean "app" by that last one, fufufu~

Comments

Wheatley | Portal 2

[machiavelliansphere]

A-ha! An unknown network, attempting to connect to a secure facility? And I bet you thought you could sneak past me. But oh no, not today. You can't get past these eagle eyes.

...Eye. That's, um. Singular. Just the one eye, I meant. As that's all the eyes I actually... have. But the intent is clear, yeah? Right, yes. Of course it is.

Now, um, moving on. You have five seconds to explain yourself before I alert the proper authorities. Right? That's five... Oh, that's... a little short, innit? Can't explain much in five seconds, can you? Okay, okay. I'm reasonable here.

Ten sec- No. Fifteen seconds. You have fifteen seconds.

[the_13th]

Ah! Mic can explain in five seconds, yes!

Computer. Internet. Friends!!!!!!

See? Easy!

[machiavelliansphere]

What? No, no, no. Mate, that's just not possible. This facility hasn't been able to connect to the internet in... Well, uh. A... large amount of years, I really don't need to bother with all the zeroes.

But. Point is, not possible. I mean. It... shouldn't be, anyway.

[the_13th]

Anything is possible with Friends and Courage! Yes!

[machiavelliansphere]

That's... I am just about 95% sure it doesn't work like that. Ran the calculations, just now and that is definitely false.

[the_13th]

No, No, Courage and Friendship are the most powerful force in the Universe! Science says so!

Mic can't explain the science, but Dr. Liger says all G-Stones talk to eachother across time and space, and no matter what, you always get stronger when you yell loud!

[machiavelliansphere]

Okay, now. I don't like to do this, but I am going to question that science. Because... that- that doesn't sound adequately tested to me. Or scientifically sound in any possible way.

How does... friendship doesn't even produce energy, it's just one of those... those weird human things.

[the_13th]

Well, Mic's GS-Ride system works on COURAGE. As do Mr. Guy, KoRyu, EnRyu, Goldy, Volfoog and alllllll the other Mechs and Cyborgs of our world! So yes, tested and tested!

Friendship is a force, yes? It changes things, and effects the world around us. It makes humans and robots stronger, and without it they cannot go on. So it must be a strong force indeed!

[machiavelliansphere]

That's- That does not sound like proper research to me, I mean it's not... physics don't work like that, I think? I... do they? I mean, I don't have a textbook lying around, but...

I mean, not that I... don't already have those memorized. Physics... love 'em.

[worldismystage]

Oh no, you caught me. Now I'm in so much trouble.

[It couldn't drip with sarcasm any more strongly.]

[machiavelliansphere]

Yes! Yes, you are, that's- that's exactly what you are. I happen to have security on speed dial and as soon as I call them, oh mate, you'll... you'll be in a world of- no, a universe of trouble. That's how much trouble you will be in.

[...He's a little too preoccupied to notice the sarcasm. Whoops.]

So, you know. You'll. You'll want to avoid that. Definitely.

[worldismystage]

[Wow, this security tool is horrible. How is any of that even suppose to be threatening?]

That much trouble? I've been in planets of trouble but never universes of it?! What should I do?!

[It would get the sarcasm soon, right?]

[machiavelliansphere]

You should- You should turn yourself in. Right now. And boy, is it going to be terrible, did I, uh, stress that yet? I heard some humans have gone in for a chat with security and never came back.

Or-! Or, and, uh, this is the option I'd choose if I was you, you could tell me how you got access to this facility. That's, uh. Your options, right there.

[worldismystage]

Well, I really don't want to go into a chat and never come out, I have things to do. I guess I better be a rat and spill it all but I don't want the people that helped to hear so come closer to the screen, so I can whisper it.

[Allllmost...]

[machiavelliansphere]

Um. Well. That... That makes sense, I s'ppose. Can't see the harm in that.

[And so he zooms a little closer to the screen on his rail.]

[worldismystage]

[He leans in close, looking left, looking right, making sure none of his coherts can hear him. His first two words are whispered.]

You're an... [But then h straightens up and speaks normally.] Idiot.

[machiavelliansphere]

Wh--

[Considering he only has one eye and no other real facial features, it's impressive how offended he's managing to look.]

Oh- Oh, that's... that's real nice, mate, real nice. You know, I do not need this, right now? I mean I'm dealing with a- a level 4 security breach, right here, but no, you just keep doing what you're doing there. Mocking me for trying to do my job.

[He may or may not have made that 'level 4' thing up.]

[worldismystage]

Yeah? What's a level 5 breach? Somebody tapping you on the shoulder?

[machiavelliansphere]

Okay, now that's- that's just plain rude. Some of us don't have shoulders, alright?

[worldismystage]

[He puts a hand on his shoulder and rolls it, as if stretching.]

They're only good for so much. I mean you can lift stuff, carry it, stretch them out, show them off... but that's about it.

[Okay, he's done.]

So, you must be pretty important to be guarding something. What do you guard?

[machiavelliansphere]

Yeah, well. I hope you get some comfort out of your... weird, fleshy, organic body, before it decays and you die. Jerk.

[Oh, but... an opportunity to make himself sound important? DON'T MIND IF HE TAKES IT.]

Oh, you know. I'm only in charge of guarding all the test subjects in this place. Me alone, making sure nothing happens to them. It's, y'know. A pretty big position, if I do say so myself.

I'm a big deal around here. Yep. That's me.