Test Drive

[tripled_mods]

TEST DRIVE MEME

1. Post a comment with the journal of a character you've considered apping. Make sure to put the name of the character/canon in the subject heading and post a comment as if they're already in the game! It can be a voice post, video or text post; it can either be an intro or a "been there a while" sort of deal. Anything goes!

2. Tag around with others - potential characters or characters who are already in the game - to see how well they fit.

3. Get a better idea of how well they'd work out in game, and app or not app accordingly!

4. Have fun! And we pretty much just mean "app" by that last one, fufufu~

Comments

[worldismystage]

Now it's a comedy. Next time you're using it to show off how strong you are, try opening it up and reading it.

[material_guy]

The comedy's you calling this a show. This place and me won't go anywhere 'till you do somethin'. You gotta be blonde and an eleven to get away with just sittin' there and bein' a show.

[worldismystage]

You mean blonde hair and big boobs? Sorry to disappoint you. I could find a wig but I'm not growing a pair there anytime soon.

[material_guy]

Think I still got a pack of balloons around here...

[worldismystage]

You first. Don't forget to fill them up with water.

[material_guy]

Air's the better pick, definitely.

[worldismystage]

Only if you want them to feel like they should be on a kid. Go with water and I'm sure you'd be a hit with all the boys.

[material_guy]

'Till the shirt comes off.

[worldismystage]

If they're dumb enough to fall for it with that face, I doubt they'd care at that point.

[material_guy]

With yer face, though, it could work...

[worldismystage]

[Was this guy better at taking insults than most people or did he just see it was a compliment that he couldn't pass as a girl? There were benefits, after all...]

You think? I'll keep that in mind next time I have some leftover balloons.

[material_guy]

I'll be generous and loan--nah, I'll even give 'em to ya right now. Spirit of Christmas 'n all that.

[worldismystage]

Wow, you wouldn't even want them back? You'd just up and give them me like that?!

[material_guy]

If you use 'em to put on a little show, this place'll be done with you for a while and you can get back to reading or whatever other boring shit you do.

[worldismystage]

Until the next time it decides to pop up? [He's already checked, there's no way anybody can identify where he is with this thing, so he'll just put up with it.

Having decided that, he moves back to the bed and picks up the book.] If voyerism is your thing, be my guest.

[He'll do the opposite: he'll be so boring, there won't be anything to watch.]

[material_guy]

[Staaaaaaaaaare.]

[worldismystage]

You are some kind of voyeur, huh? That means I should be charging here.

[material_guy]

It's dangerous, you know. Those balloons I'm offering might save your life.

[worldismystage]

[Was somebody really giving him survival advice? Ha, that was pretty funny. Survival was what he knew best.]

Yeah? Am I too good-looking without them?

[material_guy]

It's this place. If you don't give it a show, it'll make you. You really wanna wait 'n see how long it takes for it to slap a real set on your chest?

[worldismystage]

Do you think something like that scares me? Nothing's permanent, right? I'll stay in for a few days.

[If these people were that afraid of something like that, their worlds must be pretty cozy. People would just think Eve was stuffing her top for a day or two.]

[material_guy]

You'd rather stay in for a few days and be stuck with this thing on you the whole time when you ain't got no say in it than do it yerself?

[worldismystage]

Do it myself? You consider that a freedom? Asking me if I would rather do it to avoid a threat or let them carry it out's not a choice, it's dancing like dolls on a rope. If I get 'em, I'll use them to see if I can get some cheaper food.

[material_guy]

For a guy gettin' so dramatic 'n poetic about it, ain't you just makin' an excuse to go with the one you got less control over? You can get the cheaper food with balloons. This place might not even give you boobs, it might just swap you out down there. Well, I guess that'd be a moneymaker too but...

[worldismystage]

[Knowledge is power just as much as fast reflexes were. It never killed them and it never did anything permanent, he'd checked around about that. It wasn't just about pride, as pride was a commodity that was too expensive most of the time, but about giving an inch and having it take a mile. After all, using whatever tools to make it go away only worked until you had to again. Being boring was his best bet of having it stop.

Basically, it comes down to checking one box: will it get him killed? Having an innie instead of an outtie down there wouldn't.]

You and everybody else here are a bunch of idiots if you really think that's what a choice is supposed to be. If I get boobs, I hope they're big enough to be useful. If I they take something away, I'll wait for it to come back.