RULE 34 GAME

[dormition]

I propose a new game, made up by yours truly! It works like this:

1. You challenge someone to find porn of a pairing.
2. Said person looks to find porn of that pairing, written or otherwise, English language or otherwise.
3. If they can't find it, they must write or draw it themselves.

Feel free to impose time limits or request difficulty levels or whatnot. B) GO GO GO!

Edit: Guys, this generally works better if you challenge someone in particular. XD Like, post saying you want to participate, and others challenge you, ja? BUT MAKE OF IT WHAT YOU WILL. /o/

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[revered-love.livejournal.com]

SO ONE DAY ROSE TYLER WAS SITTING AROUND WAITING FOR THE DOCTOR TO COME PICK HER UP AND SUDDENLY BURST FROM THE SKY A GLORIOUS MOTORCYCLE AND IT DESCENDED UPON THE EARTH LIKE A RAVENOUS EAGLE UPON AN UNSUSPECTING SALMON.

"BLIMEY" SHE MURMURED, LOOKING AROUND. WELL THE DOCTOR WASN'T HERE AND HER MOTHER ALWAYS TOLD HER TO TALK TO STRANGERS.

"NICE BOIKE"

"THANKS" HE MURMURED SILKILY LIKE THE FINEST OF ALL SILKS

"I QUITE FANCY A BLOKE WITH A MOTORBIKECYCLE, WOT" SHE SIGHED, DREAMILY AND HE THOUGHT SHE WAS QUITE DAFT AND RATHER THICK BUT JAMES WAS MAKING FUN OF HIM FOR NOT GETTING MORE DELICIOUS TAIL SO HE FIGURED OI, WHY NOT, IT'S A MUGGLE SO IT'S NOT LIKE I WILL EVER SEE HER AGAIN.

AND SO

SHE MOUNTED HIS "MOTORBIKE" IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT

AND HE REVVED HER "ENGINE" IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT

AND THEY WERE ABOUT TO FINISH THEIR THROES OF PASSION WHEN THEY REALIZED THE DOCTOR WAS THERE, WATCHING.

WAITING.

"BLOODY HELL, ROSE, WHAT WILL MICKEY THINK?" HE GASPEDDDDDDD

"WHO'S THAT-- OH, THAT ONE, RIGHT. I'M DATIN' THAT ONE ROIGHT?"

"YES"

"WHATTTT?!!!!!!!!!!!!" MOOOOOANED SIRIUS AND HE PUSHED THE HARLOT OFF BEFORE COMING LIKE THE MOST GLORIOUS OF FOUNTAINS "YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF MY SEEEEEED" AND HE SPED OFF, AGGRIEVED TO BE BROUGHT DOWN TO THE MOST PETTY OF ADULTERERS.


"COME ON, ROSE. NO MORE BOYS TODAY." HE SAID, DISDAINFULLY, HELPING HER UP.

"AWWWWWWW DOC."

AND THEY GOT ON THE TARDIS AND LOL'D ALL THE WAY TO SOME FAR REACH OF SPACE. ♥


THE END

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

THIS IS GLORIOUS. I DEMAND A SEQUAL.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*PART TWO~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~

[revered-love.livejournal.com]

SO SIRIUS ZOOMED HIS LITTLE TUSH BACK HOME TO WIZARD WORLD AND WAS QUITE CROSS WITH HIMSELF FOR WHORING ABOUT LIKE THAT. THAT DARN JAMES.

HE HUFFED AND PUFFED AND STOMPED OVER TO THE GRYFFYNDOAR COMMONS, PUNCHED THE PICTURE IN THE FACE AND STORMED TO MOONYFAIS.

"REMUS I AM AGGRIEVED"

"WHAT ARE YOU AGGRIEVED ABOUT, I WONDER" HE DROLLED LIKE A KNOW IT ALL BITCH

"I AM AGGRIEVED BECAUSE I JUST HAD SEXUAL HETEROSEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH A MUGGLE WOMAN AND IT TURNED OUT THAT SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND"

"WELL, DID YOU WANT TO DATE HER??????" HE ASKED, INCREDULOUSLY

"WELL, OF COURSE NOT"

"WELL"

"WELL"

"WELL"

"WELL WHAT MOONY THIS IS JUST FUCKING STUP--"

"WELL YOU SHOULDN'T BE UPSET"

"YOU'RE A WISE WIZARD OF WORDS MY WEREWOLF FRIEND"

"THAT I AM."

"MAY I OFFER YOU A HANDJOB"

"YOU MAY IND-- WAIT WHAT"

BUT IT WAS TOO LATE-- THE MOMENTS CONSENT WAS ENOUGH FOR SIRIUS TO POUNCE UPON HIM, RIP OFF HIS FEEBLY PATCHED PANTS.

"NOOOOOO!" SCREAMED REMUS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL

"YES, YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT, SHUT UP BEFORE I POP YOU ONE BAM TO THE MOON"

"Y-YES SIR, IYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN"

AND HE HANDLED HIS "JOYSTICK" IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

AND REMUS DID REACH THE CASTLE, SAVE THE PRINCESS AND DEFEAT THE BOSS

AND BY THAT I MEAN HE ORGASMED THE MOST GLORIOUS OF ORGASMS

"MERLINS BEARD, SIRIUS, HAVE YOU BEEN PRACITICING??"

"YOUR MOM'S BEEN PRACTICING" HE GROWLED AND STORMED OFF LEAVING REMUS TO HIS OWN DEVICES, ALSO VERY CONFUSED BECAUSE HE WASN'T SURE IF HE MEANT IT OR NOT.

NOW IT WAS TIME TO FIND JAMES.

~*~*~**~*~*~**~*~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~**~TO BE CONTINUED?!!!!~*~*~**~*~*~**~*~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~**~

Re: ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*PART TWO~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~

[tiedbyfate.livejournal.com]

AND HE HANDLED HIS "JOYSTICK" IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

*CLAPS AND CLAPS OMG* THAT WAS A THING OF BEAUTY.