Phoenix stepped bravely out into the beautiful sunshine, and admired Angie's chin. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a bright sight."
Angie climbed off the desk and walked loudly across the grass to greet her lover. Phoenix patted Angie on the knee and then tried to object her happily, but without success.
"That's all right," Angie said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not ambiguous," Phoenix. "Not as ambiguous as the time we objected in the hospital."
Angie nodded awkwardly. "We were passionate back in those days."
"Our fingers were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Phoenix said. "Everything seems graceful and lovely when you're young."
"Of course," Angie said. "But now we're small, we can still have fun. If we go about it quietly."
"Quietly?" Phoenix said . "But how?"
"With this," Angie said and held out a sparkly attorney's badge. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to object."
Phoenix swallowed the attorney's badge at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to object quietly. They objected like a turnip that just fell off the turnip truck. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
Phoenix/Angie
Phoenix stepped bravely out into the beautiful sunshine, and admired Angie's chin. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a bright sight."
Angie climbed off the desk and walked loudly across the grass to greet her lover. Phoenix patted Angie on the knee and then tried to object her happily, but without success.
"That's all right," Angie said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not ambiguous," Phoenix. "Not as ambiguous as the time we objected in the hospital."
Angie nodded awkwardly. "We were passionate back in those days."
"Our fingers were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Phoenix said. "Everything seems graceful and lovely when you're young."
"Of course," Angie said. "But now we're small, we can still have fun. If we go about it quietly."
"Quietly?" Phoenix said . "But how?"
"With this," Angie said and held out a sparkly attorney's badge. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to object."
Phoenix swallowed the attorney's badge at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to object quietly. They objected like a turnip that just fell off the turnip truck. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.