Phoenix finished packing. Ever since Maraich, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Phoenix had been hard.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing threw him, all was smart. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going in a tree to become a sneaky rattle.
Just then, there was a simple knock at the door. Phoenix opened it and stood there sexily for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his nipple.
When Phoenix came to, Maraich was holding his nose and looking guilty. "My love," Maraich said huskily, "I'm sorry for the stubborn shock. I've been shipwrecked on a quiet island for the last ten years, living like an ice cream cone that melts on your hand. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my peener in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Phoenix could hardly believe his Maraich had returned. "I will always love you, peener or no peener. Besides, you can cover it up with a spoon."
They embraced gayly and vowed to never be parted again.
Phoenix/Maraich
Phoenix finished packing. Ever since Maraich, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Phoenix had been hard.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing threw him, all was smart. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going in a tree to become a sneaky rattle.
Just then, there was a simple knock at the door. Phoenix opened it and stood there sexily for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his nipple.
When Phoenix came to, Maraich was holding his nose and looking guilty. "My love," Maraich said huskily, "I'm sorry for the stubborn shock. I've been shipwrecked on a quiet island for the last ten years, living like an ice cream cone that melts on your hand. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my peener in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Phoenix could hardly believe his Maraich had returned. "I will always love you, peener or no peener. Besides, you can cover it up with a spoon."
They embraced gayly and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was silly.