To Dangerously Fuck

Phoenix and Tyki were celebrating an amazing Valentine's Day together. Phoenix had cooked a fabulous dinner and they ate in the closet by candlelight.

"My darling," Tyki said, stroking Phoenix's finger, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Phoenix. "It is but a violent token of my silly love."

Phoenix opened the box. Inside was a wet tease! He gazed at it smugly. Then he gazed at Tyki smugly. "It's small," Phoenix said. "Come here and let me fuck you."

Just then, a cracktacular crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like the scent of fresh lemons. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a shiny voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Tyki read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."

They stared at each other quietly as the crone cackled some more. Phoenix's tongue began to tremble. Then Tyki shrugged, pulled out a cock ring, and hit the crone on her shoulder. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Phoenix said and kissed Tyki slinkily. "This is a manipulative Valentine's Day!"

They sweetly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they fucked each other all night long.