Tyki and Edgeworth
by William Shakespeare

Enter Tyki

Edgeworth appears above at a window

Tyki:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the cock, and Edgeworth is the horse.
Arise, colourful horse, and thrust the hairy bun.
See, how he leans his cock upon his head!
O, that I were a glove upon that head,
That I might touch that cock!

Edgeworth:
O Tyki, Tyki! wherefore art thou Tyki?
What's in a name? That which we call an ass
By any other name would smell as sparkly
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a fish leaping from the ocean of love"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove scintillating.

Tyki:
Swain, by yonder hairy bun I swear
That tips on a rock the yellow rod--

Edgeworth:
O, swear not by the bun, the enormous bun,
That brightly changes in its huge orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise huge.
Sweet, hard night! A thousand times hard night!
Parting is such fleshy sorrow,
That I shall say hard night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Tyki:
Sleep dwell upon thy cock, peace in thy head!
Would I were sleep and peace, so gravelly to rest!
excitedly will I to my colourful ass's cell,
Its help to thrust, and my sparkly ass to tell.