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[iyaaan.livejournal.com]

S'up, it's Ichi~ o/ I am too tired and lazy to switch journals, shush.

ANYWAY. Game tiem. And today's game iiiis~ Shoot, Shag or Marry. ICly, of course, although the questions can be asked OOCly.

For everyone who doesn't know how this works, comment with a list of your characters, and others will give one (or more) of your characters three options -- the names of three different DDD characters. Your character has to ICly choose which one they would shoot (and kill!), shag (it's only a one-night stand~) and which they would marry (a life commitment, no divorces~ ♥).

So, have fun!

Comments

[idgiebay]

Well, I can always guess the most likely scenario, if you want.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Speculate all you'd like. It won't provide an answer to your question.

[idgiebay]

Let's see... You seem to have a certain... attraction to Phoenix, so I wouldn't be surprised if you chose to indulge in a little foreplay. Then again, I can't see you marrying either of the other two...

Cori's invaded your nightmares and has the 'eye teefs' going on, not to mention he betrayed your trust. I don't believe he's your type. Bourne, on the other hand...

[samuraiprosecutor]

'Eye teefs?'

You're making some very large assumptions in the midst of your 'evidence,' and if you can see me shooting or marrying any of them you obviously don't know me as well as you think.

[idgiebay]

Ah, but we're assuming you must do all of these things.

[samuraiprosecutor]

A foolish assumption. I must do nothing, particularly nothing which I have such a strong moral objection to.

[elspeth-vimes.livejournal.com]

...So you're not adverse to sleeping with them, just shooting or marrying them? Interesting.

[samuraiprosecutor]

None of the options presented are appealing, I assure you. That option is simply the lesser of three evils, the one whose impact would be minimal and which would be more easily forgotten.

[elspeth-vimes.livejournal.com]

...I'm not sure, it might be on about the same level as getting shot for David.

[samuraiprosecutor]

...With very few exceptions, I wouldn't consider engaging in intercourse to be on a par with the singular sensation of getting shot.

[elspeth-vimes.livejournal.com]

But you see, in a way he's used to being shot, the sex would be a...different experience, and likely very uncomfortable.