Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
	Your Score:	Average For All Users	Average For All ( total)
Dating	73.08%	34.25%	Flirts mildly, then runs away
Self-Lovin'	78.79%	60.71%	Never taken out of the packaging
Shamelessness	95.16%	77.28%	Has yet to see self in mirror
Straightness	51.85%	39.19%	Done the nasty, but not creatively
Gayness	50%	77.79%	At least one weekend of ecstasy
Dominant	95%	86.51%	Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive	93.65%	86.82%	Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick	97.96%	89.72%	Refreshingly normal
Sex Drive	100%	74.99%	Monks are envious
Total Score	83.65%	73.59%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett)

god he really comes across as such a useless pile of practically-virgin on this thing. That's what you get when the only sex you've had in nine years comes from viruses, I guess... :'D (PS: I died of lol at one weekend of ecstasy. FUCKING MICHAEL /FISTSHAKE)