PURITY TEST

[halfthetrouble]

We haven't done this one in a long, long time.

HOW PURE ARE YOUR CHARACTERS?

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO DO IT. 8D

Comments

PHOENIX

[halfthetrouble]

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
	Your Score:	Average For All Users	Average For All ( total)
Dating	46.15%	34.25%	Dated seriously
Self-Lovin'	74.24%	60.71%	Master of your domain
Shamelessness	98.39%	77.28%	Has yet to see self in mirror
Sex Drive	90.48%	74.99%	Monks are envious
Straightness	51.85%	39.18%	Done the nasty, but not creatively
Gayness	98.15%	77.79%	Repressed, are we?
Fucking Sick	98.98%	89.72%	Refreshingly normal
Dominant	100%	86.51%	Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive	100%	86.82%	Submits to no one... almost
Total Score	87.83%	73.59%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett)

I think he needs to get laid, personally. :|a

DEVIT

[halfthetrouble]

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
	Your Score:	Average For All Users	Average For All ( total)
Dating	73.08%	34.25%	Flirts mildly, then runs away
Self-Lovin'	87.88%	60.71%	Never taken out of the packaging
Shamelessness	98.39%	77.28%	Has yet to see self in mirror
Sex Drive	97.62%	74.99%	Monks are envious
Straightness	100%	39.18%	Just go fuck something, okay?
Gayness	100%	77.79%	Repressed, are we?
Dominant	100%	86.51%	Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive	100%	86.82%	Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick	100%	89.72%	Refreshingly normal
Total Score	96.77%	73.59%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett)

Though he'd deny it forever and a day, he's actually very virginal and stupid when it comes to sex. |D Clearly, he needs to get laid, too.

Re: DEVIT

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

Tyki's loling forever at that score, sry2say

[trinities]

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
	Your Score:	Average For All Users	Average For All ( total)
Dating	42.31%	34.25%	Dated seriously
Self-Lovin'	74.24%	60.71%	Master of your domain
Shamelessness	77.42%	77.28%	Has yet to see self in mirror
Sex Drive	83.33%	74.99%	Monks are envious
Straightness	22.22%	39.18%	Knows the other body type like a map
Dominant	95%	86.51%	Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive	95.24%	86.82%	Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick	94.9%	89.72%	Refreshingly normal
Gayness	100%	77.79%	Repressed, are we?
Total Score	79.85%	73.59%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett)

lollllll

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

How old were you again, future-girl?

NAOTO

[truthinfortune.livejournal.com]

Naoto needs to get laid, seriously. And I blame Tyki for what little experience Naoto has with this...

Re: NAOTO

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

/is happily blamed.

Birkin

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Pure as the fresh-fallen snow, he is.

Edit to express my disbelief: HE'S LESS PURE THAN NENA. WTF?!

Re: Birkin

[screwloose]

I'd take credit for that, but...well, Vanessa.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Proving that deep inside... Sylar is still a loser. ~~You can't escape who you are~~

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

That's okay. Jim will take care of that. He's good at ruining people.

[thejackal-is-in.livejournal.com]

[lockon2urheart]

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
	Your Score:	Average For All Users	Average For All ( total)
Dating	73.08%	34.25%	Flirts mildly, then runs away
Self-Lovin'	78.79%	60.71%	Never taken out of the packaging
Shamelessness	95.16%	77.28%	Has yet to see self in mirror
Straightness	51.85%	39.19%	Done the nasty, but not creatively
Gayness	50%	77.79%	At least one weekend of ecstasy
Dominant	95%	86.51%	Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive	93.65%	86.82%	Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick	97.96%	89.72%	Refreshingly normal
Sex Drive	100%	74.99%	Monks are envious
Total Score	83.65%	73.59%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett)

god he really comes across as such a useless pile of practically-virgin on this thing. That's what you get when the only sex you've had in nine years comes from viruses, I guess... :'D (PS: I died of lol at one weekend of ecstasy. FUCKING MICHAEL /FISTSHAKE)

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

8)

[riderofpegasus.livejournal.com]

[darkmirror-vr2.livejournal.com]

He needs to get laid without a virus one of these days XD;

[attorneyatlol]

He's just slightly less innocent than Phoenix. What's up, vanilla buddy? 8D

KAITO

[pandorabox]

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
	Your Score:	Average For All Users	Average For All ( total)
Dating	53.85%	34.26%	Flirts mildly, then runs away
Self-Lovin'	83.33%	60.72%	Never taken out of the packaging
Shamelessness	96.77%	77.28%	Has yet to see self in mirror
Sex Drive	80.95%	75%	Monks are envious
Straightness	31.48%	39.19%	Experienced, but with room to grow
Dominant	95%	86.51%	Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive	98.41%	86.82%	Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick	97.96%	89.72%	Refreshingly normal
Gayness	100%	77.79%	Repressed, are we?
Total Score	85.55%	73.59%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett)

... wtf do dirty jokes have to do with dating? Anyway, refreshingly vanilla and all the experience he does have comes from Aoko anyway. And I think that test mentally scarred me, I had to skip over half the questions and was DDDD8 at the responses half of the time.

[truthinfortune.livejournal.com]

You still got a better score than Naoto... Yeah, I kinda skipped over a lot of those questions, too. I may be jaded, but that doesn't mean I LIKE to think about half that stuff.

For the record, this is all Tyki's fault.

[thricedeadwind.livejournal.com]

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Dude, not even Michael's as bad as you. That says a lot, man.

this is pure talent

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh you. You are... really gay.

... At least he's not as low as Kirk?

[mortal-son.livejournal.com]

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Kirk is the champion of this meme okay.

TYKI - SORRY KIRK, I AM THE WINNAR

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

I AM

SO OFFENDED.

MY TITLE HAS JUST BEEN RIPPED FROM MY CHEST.

Why the hell did you have sex with a virgin girl, that is just asking for trouble, man. They get all... clingy.

Kurama would like to know if there's an easier way to tick these boxes.

[deadly_garden]

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
	Your Score:	Average For All Users	Average For All ( total)
Dating	38.46%	34.26%	Dated seriously
Self-Lovin'	43.94%	60.72%	When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself
Shamelessness	58.06%	77.28%	It takes a couple of drinks
Sex Drive	33.33%	74.99%	I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!
Straightness	0%	39.19%	Knows the other body type like a map
Gayness	0%	77.78%	Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame
Dominant	38.33%	86.51%	Whips people into shape
Submissive	42.86%	86.82%	A playtoy when the mood is right
Fucking Sick	53.06%	89.72%	Dipped into depravity
Total Score	36.5%	73.59%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett)

...I think Kurama wins, guys. *hides*

EDIT: Nope, never mind. Damn close though.

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

Oooh, you came pretty close, though XD;;

I think it would have been way faster if there was a 'select all' option.

[erstetrinity.livejournal.com]

I fail... at finishing this meme. FML.

[deadly_garden]

It's a really damn long meme, isn't it?

MYTHICAL BEAST OF SEXINESS DID NOT WIN THIS MEME. I AM A HORRIBLE MUN.

[erstetrinity.livejournal.com]

[deadly_garden]

...I stand corrected.

I GIVE YOU THE MOST INNOCENT RESULT OF ALL.

[iknowucan]

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
	Your Score:	Average For All Users	Average For All ( total)
Dating	84.62%	34.26%	You - have you ever kissed a girl?
Self-Lovin'	95.45%	60.72%	Never taken out of the packaging
Gayness	98.15%	77.78%	Repressed, are we?
Fucking Sick	98.98%	89.72%	Refreshingly normal
Shamelessness	100%	77.28%	Has yet to see self in mirror
Sex Drive	100%	75%	Monks are envious
Straightness	100%	39.19%	Just go fuck something, okay?
Dominant	100%	86.51%	Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive	100%	86.82%	Submits to no one... almost
Total Score	98.29%	73.59%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett)

Re: I GIVE YOU THE MOST INNOCENT RESULT OF ALL.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

...Seriously?

[ofhopeandglory.livejournal.com]

lol. Just.... lol. XD

[land-of-the-sun.livejournal.com]

OHOHOHOHOH >3

'At least one weekend of ecstasy '

Did you had fun with America that weekend England?

[tntandgasoline]

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
	Your Score:	Average For All Users	Average For All ( total)
Dating	26.92%	34.26%	Dated seriously
Self-Lovin'	43.94%	60.72%	When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself
Shamelessness	75.81%	77.28%	Has yet to see self in mirror
Sex Drive	54.76%	75%	A fool for love, but not always
Straightness	18.52%	39.19%	Knows the other body type like a map
Gayness	46.3%	77.78%	At least one weekend of ecstasy
Dominant	70%	86.51%	Not afraid to tie the knot
Submissive	74.6%	86.82%	Bound and gagged a few times
Fucking Sick	84.69%	89.72%	Refreshingly normal
Total Score	59.7%	73.59%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett)

I DEMAND A RECOUNT.

MICHAEL

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

No one should be surprised, really 8)

[vonkarmas.livejournal.com]

... Johann beat you, Michael. 8|

RELENA

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Girl needs to get laid

[thricedeadwind.livejournal.com]

No, no she doesn't. 8|

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Akako canonically had a dungeon on her living place. Don't ask.

Yes, Hakuba does have a collar. And no, I'm not going to talk about the pony question. Hakuba had sex with the first tiem with Akako when he had cat ears and tail thanks to a curse going wrong. Does that countas Practiced bestiality?

And I clicked Practiced transvestism just thanks to the maid cafe even ant the latest halloween. Hakuba did the threesome thing with Issei and Akako, and Tyki and Zechs. And had his belybuton pierced.

/shot

[thricedeadwind.livejournal.com]

At least Hakuba can blame viruses for half of that. ;)

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

Never.

Been.

Kissed.

Ever.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

AWWWWW >:

Poor Kinnikku. That needs to be solved.