who wants to form memeholics anonymous with me?

So, you've definitely all heard of/seen/abused the heck out of the Drabble-Matic, right? If not, my dear friends, you have not lived. Apparently it's been nearly a year since we last had one of these, if the tags are to be believed, so...~

one: <insert clever opening joke here>
two: whip up a drabble of epic proportions
three: post your drabble here and let us laugh heartily together!
four: show Minatsuki your panties just to spite Kaito
five: < insert witty closing line here >

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Sooo... ever heard of the Drabble-Matic? It's basically a mad-lib that writes you a horribly cliche fanfic of whatever pairing you desire.

Do it. 8)
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"__" Meme Pre-emptive Strike

Copy and pasta the following into a comment. Replace [INSERT NAME] with character's name. Change he to she if female character. Other people reply with their character's thoughts on the subject.

I _____ [INSERT NAME].
[INSERT NAME] is _____.
[INSERT NAME] likes to ______.
I want to _____ [INSERT NAME].
[INSERT NAME] can ______.
Someday [INSERT NAME] will ______.
[INSERT NAME] reminds me of ______.
Without [INSERT NAME] it would be _____.
_____ 's song _____ reminds me of [INSERT NAME].
Right now, I bet [INSERT NAME] is thinking about _____.
[INSERT NAME] makes me want to _______.
If I could spend the day with [INSERT NAME], I'd _____.
If [INSERT NAME] was in a movie, he'd be ____________.
[INSERT NAME] is made of _______.
_____ is a movie that reminds me of [INSERT NAME].
[INSERT NAME]'s alter-ego is __________.
I want to give [INSERT NAME] ______.