styx made me post it because she fails.

[phoenix-temple.livejournal.com]

the Shameless Dating Meme

Styx: 1) POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS ONE PER COMMENT
Styx: 2) RESPOND TO OTHER PEOPLE
Styx: 3) THOSE TWO HAVE BEEN DATING FOR FUCK KNOWS HOW LONG
Styx: 4) RANDOM MASSIVE SHIPPING ENSUES
Styx: 5) ???
Styx: 6) SEX OPTIONAL
Styx: 7) LOTS OF SHIPPING PROFIT


Yes, I seriously copy/pasted that and added HTML. I'm lazyfais.

Comments

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

[slaps his hand away]

I'll break your fingers.

[pandorabox]

[o-ouch. he holds his hand up defensively]

You wanna pay for my hospital bills? [his tone is dry]

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

I'll take your wallet, too. [SHE'S JOKING it just.... doesn't sound like it.]

[pandorabox]

[h-he's used to it by now]

As if you don't technically do that already.

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

Is that your way of telling me to pay for my own shit?

[n-not that she has any money. also she's actually being totally serious about this]

[pandorabox]

No, that's me pointing out a fact in a teasing manner. [b-because he doesn't mind paying for her stuff. rly]

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

... I'm paying for whatever we're doing today.

[pandorabox]

... but I'm the guy, I get to pay.

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

You can take your "manly pride" and shove it up your ass.

[normally she doesn't mind mooching, but this just became a MATTER OF PRIDE for her sob]

[pandorabox]

[JUST LIKE IT'S A MATTER OF PRIDE FOR HIM]

First person to the movie theater pays.

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

[SHOVES HIM and runs]

[pandorabox]

[OHGOD s-stumbles a bit but then takes off after her]

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

[she's ducking through the crowds and shoving people out of her way and she's surprisingly fast for being so tiny catch her if you caaaan]

[pandorabox]

[oh my god Minatsuki that woman was holding a bag of groceries and holy crap she really is fast, but so is he, but at least he's not shoving down unsuspecting shoppers.

SHE'LL PROBABLY BEAT HIM]

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

[OF COURSE SHE WILL because he's not shoving down little old ladies. she'll give him tips on racing when he gets there, but for now she's skidding to a stop in front of the ticket booth]

Give me two tickets, you stupid shit! [trying to get them quickly so he can't try paying for them anyway]

[pandorabox]

[he's right behind her, skidding to a stop and bumping into her as he does so (but thankfully not knocking her down)]

I'm paying, I'm paying! [h-he'll try to pay for them anyway it seems]

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

[HAND IN HIS FACE man the poor ticket guy must be very confused. also she's trying to get her money out of her pocket while keeping Kaito away and it's difficult]

If you take this idiot's money, I'll break your fucking nose!

[pandorabox]

[g-groping for his wallet too, trying to get in front of the ticket booth, but she's pushing him away]

I called paying first!

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

We had a deal, dipshit!

[shoving her money into the ticket guy's hands]

[pandorabox]

[aopdjfpaosji leans away from her and froooowns]

Fine, fine. [lifts a hand and waves it nonchalantly] I'll buy snacks!

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

I said I was paying for everything, dumbfuck!

[pandorabox]

[TOO LATE running into the theater now!]

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

--Motherfucker!

[snatching the tickets and sprinting after him]

[pandorabox]

[reaches the counter before her!]

One large bowl of popcorn and two drinks! [HIS WALLET IS OUT AND READY TO GO]

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

[TACKLES HIM TO THE GROUND]