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adddictions2010-05-13 05:12 pm
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we all live in a pokemon woooorld
fml this is all indirectly Styx's fault, and also indirectly Jisu and Andy's fault.
☉ so. we have memes about "what kind of Pokemon are you?", but this one is a little different.
☉ tell us (and discuss with others!) what your characters would be like if they lived in a Pokemon world. what types do they train? what do they specialise in?
☉ not everyone is your average trainer! there are Gym Leaders, Elite members, contest coordinators, etc. and even just those average people who don't care for Pokemon - or are absolutely terrified of them.
☉ there are lots of other interesting facts you could share! maybe they travel with someone else, or maybe there's an interesting bit of history you want to inculde? whatever you'd like! feel free to comment around and create some sort of... huge group of trainers that travel together. or find yourself a rival!
☉ ladies, don't show Kaito your panties.
the POKÉMON meme
( i'm gonna be the greatest master of them all )
☉ so. we have memes about "what kind of Pokemon are you?", but this one is a little different.
☉ tell us (and discuss with others!) what your characters would be like if they lived in a Pokemon world. what types do they train? what do they specialise in?
☉ not everyone is your average trainer! there are Gym Leaders, Elite members, contest coordinators, etc. and even just those average people who don't care for Pokemon - or are absolutely terrified of them.
☉ there are lots of other interesting facts you could share! maybe they travel with someone else, or maybe there's an interesting bit of history you want to inculde? whatever you'd like! feel free to comment around and create some sort of... huge group of trainers that travel together. or find yourself a rival!
☉ ladies, don't show Kaito your panties.
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Kaito (and a copypasta): "He'd have a well balanced team, I think. No specific type, and no rhyme nor reason for why he has what he has other than wanting one of everything. He'd go for strategy over brute strength and defense, and he'd definitely take advantage of type weaknesses. Umbreon would be his strongest and probably his starter. Charmeleon, Luxray, Crocanaw, Marowak and Pidgeotto would be the others. Pidgeotto would help him with magic tricks. :3"
As for the other questions, his backstory about his dad being murdered still holds true, and he's still Kaitou Kid. And I get the feeling in Pokemon land the Black Ops = Team Rocket, so he'd definitely be doing a lot of investigating as far as they were concerned. He probably started training Pokemon as a Kid (since like. Everyone starts training at age 10 or something) and racked up a few gym badges underneath his belt. But he probably put his actual training and gym badge earning on hold to do the Kaitou Kid gig. He travels a lot (most likely alone so people don't pin him as Kid, unless Aoko knows he's Kid in this verse and comes with him). So yeah. XD
IDK ABOUT THE OTHERS I'LL COME BACK TO THEM.
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and then poison all of his Pokemon
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AND THEN RAGE AT BEING OUT OF ANTIDOTES
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For all that Kaito knew, it was just a cute girl who he had happened to run into (what luck; seriously, praise the freakin' Lord) and who wanted to challenge him so that she could get a little better at battling. It was an honest - and adorable - reason, so he saw no problems in accepting the challenge.
"Minatsuki," she called to him. "M-my name is Minatsuki!"
Then she promised him a kiss if he battled her, whether he won or not, and there was no way in hell that he was backing down from this battle.
She sent out a Roselia first, so he threw forth his Charmeleon, and he grinned; she definitely looked like the type to raise cute, flower-based Grass types. This battle would be a cinch. Even if Charmeleon fainted for some reason, Pigeotto would be able to wipe the floor with all of her other Pokemon.
He was a little distracted in the beginning of the battle by her cute voice calling out attacks, and her fumbling over her words and fretting over every little thing - "Leaf Blade! --O-oh my gosh, I'm sorry, I don't mean to h-hurt him, Kaito...!" - but after Charmeleon's Flamethrower missed for the umpteenth time, he realised that her Roselia was strangely fast for someone who claimed she was nothing more than a Coordinator. They did have to battle, true, but... this level of skill just wasn't normal, especially considering she said she'd never won a battle before.
If he'd had any of those thoughts earlier, Kaito might have pinned down the problem, but as it was, he was too late.
"Poison Powder!"
The strange, sudden confidence and absolutely sadistic tone to Minatsuki's voice made him look up, just in time to breathe in a mouthful of poison. He coughed and choked, eyes watering, and Charmeleon did the same, swiping blindly for its opponent while it struggled to breathe.
His vision was blurry, but Kaito still managed to see Minatsuki's wide-legged, triumphant stance, and the malicious grin on her face.
"Get your ass back here, Roselia," she called, and fished around in her bag for another Pokeball. With a sharp bark of laughter, she tossed it into the air, and shouted, "Time to finish these stupid fuckers off! Let's go, Sneasel!"
He saw a black blur dart out from the red light of the Pokemon; he saw it take down his blinded and suffocating Charmeleon faster than his eye could follow, and the next thing Kaito knew, he was lying on his back with Minatsuki and her Sneasel leaning over him, the both of them smirking.
"W-wha..."
Minatsuki laughed again, loud and sharp and cruel. "Roselia's poison is stronger than anything else, dipshit. I've trained her so that it can take down a Wailord. You'll be lucky if you don't end up in hospital for the next week~!" She watched him struggle to move for a moment, and burst out with a fresh wave of laughter. "Ahaha! I wouldn't try moving if I were you, you're fucking paralysed! Have fun with that, you little shits!"
She reached down, rummaged through his pockets for a minute, and then stood back up with his wallet in hand, flipping through its contents with a pleased hum. "Oughta buy us plenty. Thanks, kid."
Kaito's anger was rising through his shock, but it wasn't enough to get him moving. He growled, and Minatsuki only cocked an eyebrow, unimpressed.
"... Hey," she said, pocketing his money. "You heard of Hummingbird?"
He blinked and spoke with difficulty, voice croaky and hoarse, "You mean... The rumours about something that moves faster than the eye can see? The thing that hospitalised those ten trainers on Route..."
... Oh.
She smirked again. "Be honoured. You can keep the card, dickhead."
Minatsuki tossed his wallet, now emptied of all cash, back onto his chest, and she turned and left, humming a song and chattering to Roselia (something about, "Hey, we found someone who puts up a fucking fight!"). At a Pokemon Centre some time later, Kaito went through his wallet and found a tiny card inside with a flower print on one side, and a Pokenav number on the other in loopy cursive script.
He rang her up and asked for his kiss.
Everyone in the Centre stopped and listened to him getting screamed at.
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what is my life even
what is my life evem, too.
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SOB
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He hadn't spoken to her much over the Pokenav (mainly because every time she tended to yell at him), and every time he did it was him calling her (mostly just to bug her as revenge for completely fooling them in their last battle), but he had managed to keep up with her.
Even so, she never revealed his location to her. It was probably a wise move too, because she still owed him that kiss, and he wanted his money back. At this point, he had completely given up on ever running into her in person again.
And that's when he saw her resting near a pond en route to Celadon, her prize Roselia out of its Pokeball and soaking its roots in the water.
Sometimes, Kaito's luck really was legendary.
"Huh!" he said as he approached the girl and her Pokemon. Minatsuki tensed at the sound, clearing taking a defensive stance, but she relaxed when she saw who it was.
"Oh. It's you."
"Pleasure to see you too, Minatsuki!" Kaito said with a mock salute.
"Go away. I don't feel like dealing with dumbshits like you right now."
"That's a charming way to greet a friend," the magician drawled as he approached. She was careful-- all of her belongings were within arm's reach.
"Don't make me laugh," the girl shot back, her Roselia stepping out of the pool and positioning itself between its trainer and Kaito, "And if you come any closer you'll end up just like you were two fucking weeks ago."
Kaito whistled. "You'd tell me to leave even though I have-- this?" With a flick of his wrist, he held up an item that looked very suspiciously like her wallet.
Minatsuki snapped, leaping to her feet and glaring at him angrily. "How the fuck--?!" Her gaze darted frantically from Kaito to her items, still laying peacefully and undisturbed next to her, "You little shit--!"
Kaito could see Roselia moving with the speed he witnessed in the last fight, preparing another Poison Powder clearly meant for him. This time, he was ready.
"Pidgeotto! Whirlwind!"
From out of seemingly nowhere, Pidgeotto darted down and blew a strong gust of wind in Roselia's direction, curbing the cloud of powder and dispersing it harmlessly into the air above Pokemon and trainer. Minatsuki snarled, hand raised to block her face from the rest of the dust and debris Pidgeotto was stirring up.
"You little fucker!" She practically screamed, "I'm going to--"
But there wasn't a point for her to yell anymore, for when the wind let down, he was there, looming over her teasingly and leaning in and--
-- and kissing her. Minatsuki froze out of shock and rage, her fists tightening into balls at her sides. By the time she pulled her thoughts together to be coherent enough to hit him, the warmth of his lips on hers was gone.
He was leaning against a tree a few feet away, twirling a white rose in his hand, and giving her this smug look she wanted to wipe from his expression forever. Violently, she wiped her mouth and advanced on him with every intention of beating him to a living pulp.
"Ever heard of Kaitou Kid?" the magician asked as he pushed away from the tree and skipped backward a few steps, away from Minatsuki's advances.
The trainer froze. "You mean that show-off idiot thief who steals jewels from Team Rocket and kisses from--"
Oh fuck.
Kaito laughed, teasing, mocking, and not at all malicious, before he winked. "It was a pleasure to see you again, my lady." He bowed. "Perhaps at a later time our date could be more... mutual."
With an angry cry, Minatsuki advanced on him again. But before she could lay one punch into his slimy and infuriating expression, he tossed the rose onto the ground an disappeared between a cloud of white smoke. She charged through it, and screamed again when she didn't contact anything solid.
He had disappeared completely, but his laughter rang through her ears. That motherfucker.
Upon further inspection, she noted that her wallet was still in her bag, with no signs of being touched at all (had he duplicated it or something?)
That night, for the very first time, she called him.
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STYX I LOVE YOU
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1/2 w-what
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eta: that comment with that icon kept bother me so /EDITS
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