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[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

~THE MYSTERY TEA MEME~

RULES:

1) Have your character choose from green, jasmine, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, strawberry, mint, lemon, cherry, tchai, Oolong, chocolate, vanilla, caramel, berry, rose, English breakfast, chamomile, daffodil, thyme, Darjeeling, black, decaf, or white tea.

2) They drink it.

3) Discover the effect of the tea below the cut.

4) ???

5) PROFIT!

Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

Tchai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

Chamomille tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

Black tea: Causes blindness.

Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

EXAMPLE: Here's how this goes .
Comment saying what tea they drank and then show the reaction:
Example
Arthur Kirkland (ENGLAND)-Daffodil tea
Random character comments
Arthur Kirkland-WHAT THE BLOODY HELLDO YOU WANT?
Character-WTF?

Comments

[twotailmechanic.livejournal.com]

Or maybe you were thirsty. [Pause.] I'm kinda thirsty myself.

[pandorabox]

... you might wanna avoid the tea.

[twotailmechanic.livejournal.com]

That's probably a good idea. [He does eye the tea though because hello thirst, how are you today?]

[pandorabox]

Unless you want something weird to happen to you.

[twotailmechanic.livejournal.com]

I don't. [Because mun is mean, Tails finds a glass of some drink on another table. He looks over to it, but doesn't pick it up.]

[pandorabox]

[blink blinks]

[twotailmechanic.livejournal.com]

[Stares at it before moving the drink to smell it.] Hmm... It doesn't smell funny. [He raises the glass to look at it in the light.] Doesn't look funny either.

[pandorabox]

Do you trust it that much?

1/2

[twotailmechanic.livejournal.com]

It's either this or the tea. [Takes a drink....]

2/2

[notailmechanic.livejournal.com]

[And he regrets it as it turns out, the liquid is actually cold Caramel tea, which backfires due to Tails already being an animal, so have a (mostly) naked human boy, girl!Kaito.]

[pandorabox]

[girl!kaito is normally a boy himself, so he just kinda blinks in surprise at sudden nakedness, before his expression shifts into one of amusement]

... need some clothes?

[notailmechanic.livejournal.com]

[He starts shivering since he only has gloves and shoes on.] Y-yeah. [He tries to start walking, but nearly falls as his sense of balance is completely out of whack due to lack of tails.]

[pandorabox]

[reaches out to help him with a laugh]

C'mon, c'mon...

[notailmechanic.livejournal.com]

[He blushes from embarrassment, though it's not because he's naked. He takes her his hand and stands up straight to steady himself.]