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[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

~THE MYSTERY TEA MEME~

RULES:

1) Have your character choose from green, jasmine, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, strawberry, mint, lemon, cherry, tchai, Oolong, chocolate, vanilla, caramel, berry, rose, English breakfast, chamomile, daffodil, thyme, Darjeeling, black, decaf, or white tea.

2) They drink it.

3) Discover the effect of the tea below the cut.

4) ???

5) PROFIT!

Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

Tchai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

Chamomille tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

Black tea: Causes blindness.

Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

EXAMPLE: Here's how this goes .
Comment saying what tea they drank and then show the reaction:
Example
Arthur Kirkland (ENGLAND)-Daffodil tea
Random character comments
Arthur Kirkland-WHAT THE BLOODY HELLDO YOU WANT?
Character-WTF?

Comments

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

[Guess who drank Carameal tea?]

......yip?

[twotailmechanic.livejournal.com]

[Lucky for Hakuba, Tails here can understand other animals.] Did that tea change you?

[morethanseeing.livejournal.com]

Strawberry tea

[morethanseeing.livejournal.com]

(hic)

I uploaded these icons JUST FOR THIS MEME what is my life

[pandorabox]

[totally drank berry tea.

best day of his life]

XDDDD

[east-darkhorse.livejournal.com]

[he's going to ruin the best day of Kaito's life.]

Hello there.

[gluttonforpasta.livejournal.com]

[Vanilla tea]

I LOVE EVERYBODY IN THE WHOOOOLE WORLD!

[east-darkhorse.livejournal.com]

[how is that different from his normal a self?]

EY EY....not loving anybody before you shag my bro.

[vengeful-virtue.livejournal.com]

[Earl Grey tea]

I don't feel any different.

'Sup Earl Grey buddy.

[madeitsquare]

Are we supposed to feel different? It's just tea.

[prof-bumblebee.livejournal.com]

[Lady Grey]

I am not at all interested in this.

CHOCOLATE - I picked at random, I swear! \;A;/

[halfthetrouble]

Wh-why is it so hot in here...

[lavida-loco.livejournal.com]

Try turnin' on the air, Pochino~

[madblackblood.livejournal.com]

[Daffodil tea]

I DONT GET IT.

[thricedeadwind.livejournal.com]

[Zechs' favorite tea is DARJEELING, so ...]


WHRRR WHRRR WHRRRR

I AM GUNDAM.

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

[She's not sure what Zechs-san thinks he is at the moment, but she keeps her eyes on the floor. White tea; she can see through things. It's rather embarrassing.]

Ah. You look to be enjoying yourself, sir.

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

[Chamomille tea]

Strange, I don't have worries and I'm completely indifferent about that. FA- I don't have the energy.

[justaschoolgirl.livejournal.com]

[Berry tea too.]

What.

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

[White tea; so she's basically greeting the floor:] ...hello.

[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

[That berry tea is awfully popular, but look, Klavier's (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v218/sylverdragonfly/blonde-1.jpg) had some too]

It's been a while since I've seen this body and, hello, I'm still the prettiest girl in town!

[ DARJEELING TEA ]

[thricedeadwind.livejournal.com]

[... someone thinks he's a gundam.]


WHRRR WHRRR WHRRRR WHRRR

TARGET SIGHTED. STATUS: FEMALE.

DOES NOT COMPUTE.

[phoenix-temple.livejournal.com]

[SOMEONE IS INCREDIBLY TINY.

AND DRANK THE THYME TEA]

[oceanicbutterfly]

Oh, look at you! You're so adorable! [hugs]

[material_guy]

[Chamomille tea]

You know what I want right now?

Yeah, I don't know either. Bah. Not important.

[phoenix-temple.livejournal.com]

[hallo apathetic one.

have a toddler.

watching you :|]

[howdarktheblood.livejournal.com]

[Darjeeling+Already crazy=?]

Look, I am the great Soul Edge and I shall feast on this lovely brunch of souls!

[No, don't ask.]

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

What are you going on about now?

[Don't mind him, he's just kind of put out because suddenly, b00bs.]

Nah, I'll do this instead actually

[oceanicbutterfly]

[Vanilla tea. Have a Karen with no ability to get angry at you.]

Look who drank the Carameal tea.

[no-wing-knight.livejournal.com]

[Big Akita inu barking at you Karen.]

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

[Berry Tea]

... Not again.

[east-darkhorse.livejournal.com]

Ey there, pretty eyes.

[redheadedspy.livejournal.com]

[Guess who got the chocolate tea and is currently laying on a random couch, looking all languid and flushed and breathing rather hard.]

Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

[material_guy]

[Painfully uninterested in everything, including hot chicks wanting to get naked.]

It is just you.

[stone-gun-nest.livejournal.com]

[White tea. He doesn't know anything's wrong... yet.]

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

[Have Rose in a girly dress because she drank the Jasmine tea.]

Hello Jak.

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

[Drank Jasmine tea and is now wearing this (http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/onlineProductDisplay.vs?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=GP-251640&page=2&cgname=OSCLODRSVIL&rfnbr=2667) dress.]

[no-wing-knight.livejournal.com]

[Drinks the Caramel tea]

.... [insert doggy groan here.]

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

[White tea=x-ray vision. She can see right through you, literally.]

[gluttonforpasta.livejournal.com]

[have a vanilla-tea-drinking!Italy]

Hi Kasumi I love you I love everyone isn't today so niiiiice?

FINALLY! NAOTO IS A REAL BOY!

[truthinfortune.livejournal.com]

[Guess who just drank a big ol' cup of berry tea?

No need to change icons, because she'd still be an androgynous boy.]

O:!

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

.....

[You are still kind of hot as a boy, ya know?]

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

[Aww yeah, guess who just drank some chocolate tea and is now meticulously combing his moustache~]

[madeitsquare]

[Whoop, Earl Grey tea.]

... What a waste of time.