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~THE MYSTERY TEA MEME~

RULES:

1) Have your character choose from green, jasmine, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, strawberry, mint, lemon, cherry, tchai, Oolong, chocolate, vanilla, caramel, berry, rose, English breakfast, chamomile, daffodil, thyme, Darjeeling, black, decaf, or white tea.

2) They drink it.

3) Discover the effect of the tea below the cut.

4) ???

5) PROFIT!

Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

Tchai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

Chamomille tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

Black tea: Causes blindness.

Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

EXAMPLE: Here's how this goes .
Comment saying what tea they drank and then show the reaction:
Example
Arthur Kirkland (ENGLAND)-Daffodil tea
Random character comments
Arthur Kirkland-WHAT THE BLOODY HELLDO YOU WANT?
Character-WTF?

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Well then..we can go find you a nice girl.

[and immediately: bluuuush]

What's wrong?

I... you just... [blush]

[He's waiting for you to say a proper sentence :|]

W-why would you offer something like that? [ears are burning now]

Because I'm that much of a sweet boy. [Plus, he wants to watch.]

I-I don't... just because I'm not interested in guys doesn't mean I want to... [bluuush]

Oh, but you are and you mean. So, let's go. Who do you have in mind?

I don't have anything in mind. It's not as if I want to... with someone... right now.

IN THAT CASE...[Totally ignoring the last part.]..We will find you a hot chick to shag.

[This isn't helping that blush at all]

I don't want one!

[Prussia doesn't care, he is amused :3]

Bha, nonsense. [Grabs her arm and drags her to a bar or something.]

Gah!

[is dragged, and is currently wishing she was still a chimera so she'd be superhumanly strong]

[I'm not sure who's stronger, a chimera or a nation O_o]

What kind of ladies you like?

[Well, his was golem-strength, but yeah. He could slice through stone pillars and things with what was presumably a fairly well-made broadsword. Then again, that was anime.]

Why would you - I -

[blushes] I... kind of have a thing for girls with dark hair.

[I remember. Joy, because Prussia loves a good fight.]

Gotcha, what else?

I-I don't know...

[He hasn't really formed a whole lot of preference. The only girls he's really been interested in haven't had a lot in common.]

[Iwon'tmentionthatXelloshasblackhairIwontIwontIwont...true to that.]

This is the best time to discover, isn't it? that one in nice. [Points to a dark haired girl with long hair next to the bar.] Go, lioness.

[Purple, actually (at least in the anime), but yeah. Then again, the manga/novel hair colors tend to be a bit more realistic; the English version of the novels describes Lina's hair as "chestnut", and the few colored manga pages attached seem to bear it out. /tl;dr]

[bluuush] I can't just... walk up to her and...

[Dark Purpleeeeee. Yes I have those too, the first ones. /loves TL;DR]

Why not?

L-look, I'm not a social person. Not that way, anyway. I don't just walk up and proposition random strangers.

Fine I will go talk to her and ask the woman if she is interested.

[And Zel's kind of helpless to stop him.]

[Well Zel..he went tot talk to the lady and in the end..kidn of stayed there with her. You are on your won now :P]

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