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~THE MYSTERY TEA MEME~

RULES:

1) Have your character choose from green, jasmine, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, strawberry, mint, lemon, cherry, tchai, Oolong, chocolate, vanilla, caramel, berry, rose, English breakfast, chamomile, daffodil, thyme, Darjeeling, black, decaf, or white tea.

2) They drink it.

3) Discover the effect of the tea below the cut.

4) ???

5) PROFIT!

Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

Tchai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

Chamomille tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

Black tea: Causes blindness.

Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

EXAMPLE: Here's how this goes .
Comment saying what tea they drank and then show the reaction:
Example
Arthur Kirkland (ENGLAND)-Daffodil tea
Random character comments
Arthur Kirkland-WHAT THE BLOODY HELLDO YOU WANT?
Character-WTF?

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I just felt like wearing one.

[notices the look on his face.]

Is something wrong?

N-no, it's fine. Just... kind of surprising.

[Because like hell is he going to tell her he can see through her clothes.]

Does it look bad?

[twirls around, and yes, her mannerism is much much more feminine than usual.]

N-no, it looks great, but you're acting... different.

Am I? How so?

Well, there's the dress, and the way you spun around just now... it's something about how you carry yourself. It's more, uh, feminine than usual.

I wasn't feminine before?

Um. Not quite this feminine, no. It's, er, hard to describe.

[Moves closer.]</small] Is me acting more feminine a bad thing?

Not, um, necessarily. It's just kind of surprising...

[trying desperately not to look down]

Is it at least a nice surprise?

I, um... are you sure you're feeling all right?

[trying to tell himself he's just imagining that hint in her voice because he can see through her dress]

I feel just fine. Are you feeling alright? You look a little flustered.

I'm just surprised, that's all.

Um. Yeah, it's a nice surprise.

[really hoping she doesn't remember him saying this when she's back to normal]

That is good to know.

[softly, blushing a little] ... You really do look good.

[And she's blushing a little too.] Thank you.

[he's having a remarkable amount of trouble taking his eyes off her face]

So, uhm.

Yes?

I...

[he reaches out and catches hold of her hand gently]

[Blushes softly when he takes her hand.]

[on an impulse - possibly hoping to distract himself from what x-ray vision is doing - he pulls her close and kisses her]

[And she's blushing even more out of surprise. But she does eventually return the kiss.]

[He tugs her a little closer still, the hand that isn't clasped with hers settling onto her waist]

[Feels that she is just about pressed against him and her free hand moves up to rest on his shoulder.]

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