An old favorite.

[halfthetrouble]

It's been a very long time since we've done this one, I think, so have at it!

I ___ YOU!

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

This is what I heard:

I want to be Cross.
Cross is amazing.
Cross likes to fuck me over, but then again I am the Noah of Annoying
I want to be Cross.
Cross can kick my ass.
Someday Cross will stop laughing at me 8((((
Cross reminds me of how amazing humans are.
Without Cross, it will be the saddest day ever.
Right now, I bet Cross is thinking about eating, drinking, and sleeping with whores, because that's what he does best. - that's actually accurate
Cross makes me want to be a better Noah.
If I could spend the day with Cross, I'd pay his damn bills.
Cross is made of flesh and organs.
If I could be Cross for a day, I'd kill myself with the task of living up to his moral code.
Cross's alter-ego is gay. Maybe I'll have a change.
I want to give Cross a gun to the face. In my pants.

[halfthetrouble]

Here, I fixed it! And this time I wrote it big so you can see it, you geezer!

I want to be Cross like I want a fucking hole in the head.
Cross is amazingly dense.
Cross likes to fuck me over, but then again I am the Noah of Annoying the Shit out of Him With My Amazingness.
I want to be Cross like I want a punch in the face.
Cross can kick my ass in his dreams.
Someday Cross will stop laughing at me when I bury a knife in his throat.
Cross reminds me of how amazing humans are at being retarded.
Without Cross, it will be the saddest day ever for prostitutes everywhere.
Right now, I bet Cross is thinking about eating, drinking, and sleeping with whores, because that's what he does best, and it's the only thing he knows how to do!
If I could spend the day with Cross, I'd pay his damn bills with play money.
Cross is made of flesh and organs and booze.
If I could be Cross for a day, I'd kill myself with the task of living up to his moral code, 'cause I'd probably end up with an STD.
Cross's alter-ego is gay. Maybe I'll have a chance to shoot him while he's getting fucked in the ass.
I want to give Cross a gun to the face. In my pants. Because that's where I keep it when it's not in use.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Big text doesn't compensate for a small gun.

[halfthetrouble]

It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it!