An old favorite.

[halfthetrouble]

It's been a very long time since we've done this one, I think, so have at it!

I ___ YOU!

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Comments

[halfthetrouble]

Here, I fixed it! And this time I wrote it big so you can see it, you geezer!

I want to be Cross like I want a fucking hole in the head.
Cross is amazingly dense.
Cross likes to fuck me over, but then again I am the Noah of Annoying the Shit out of Him With My Amazingness.
I want to be Cross like I want a punch in the face.
Cross can kick my ass in his dreams.
Someday Cross will stop laughing at me when I bury a knife in his throat.
Cross reminds me of how amazing humans are at being retarded.
Without Cross, it will be the saddest day ever for prostitutes everywhere.
Right now, I bet Cross is thinking about eating, drinking, and sleeping with whores, because that's what he does best, and it's the only thing he knows how to do!
If I could spend the day with Cross, I'd pay his damn bills with play money.
Cross is made of flesh and organs and booze.
If I could be Cross for a day, I'd kill myself with the task of living up to his moral code, 'cause I'd probably end up with an STD.
Cross's alter-ego is gay. Maybe I'll have a chance to shoot him while he's getting fucked in the ass.
I want to give Cross a gun to the face. In my pants. Because that's where I keep it when it's not in use.

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Big text doesn't compensate for a small gun.

[halfthetrouble]

It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it!