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An old favorite.

It's been a very long time since we've done this one, I think, so have at it!

I ___ YOU!

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You should be more concerned about what happens to my-your hot ass, but rest assured Herr, I would never take advantage of your-your hot ass. Not in that way, I'm a gentleman and it would be incredibly strange.

So if I'm my-your hot ass and you're your-my hot ass and I'm spending the entire day watching your-my hot ass to make sure you don't do anything, how long could I keep you distracted by looking at my-your hot ass and can my-your hot ass beat the hell out of your-my hot ass if you-me get too frisky on me-you or should that not even bug me since it's you on you? But it'd be ME-you, so is it YOU-me doin' somethin' to me-you more like you doing something to me than me doing something to you or are you masturbating?

What-? I think your-my hot ass would be too busy trying to run and hide from all of your-my girlfriends and boyfriends...yeah you'll probably run from the girlfriends too. You-I will be too busy doing that to worry about what I am doing with my-your hot ass. I think you're worrying too much though, I wouldn't try getting frisky with myself while you're in my body not even if you're the one inside of my body. Do you think your-my hot ass could take my-your hot ass if I tried though? Okay, it's an interesting question, but that's still too strange for me. As for me trying to deflower your-my hot ass, I told you I wouldn't do it. Your body is safe with me...almost...for the most part. I'm not going to say I wouldn't explore, that would be a lie.

You think I-you're the one people wanna crawl in the sack with? Unlike you, I'm decent enough not to pork a good looking girl with a lie about who I-you am... are!! And I dunno if my-your hot ass could take your-my hot ass if I-we tries!! That's why I'm askin'! Would you-me even throw a fuckin' punch if it's you-me hitting me-you? Can you-you even hit me-me?! Can you-me hit me? Me-you... Can you-me hit me-you? And if you-me does something to me-not-you-but-you-me-who's-you-but-me-but-not-quite-the-me-you're-doing-it-to, whose hot ass are we hot for?

I'd never lie to a lady, but just a warning, don't take the ladies I go out with too lightly. Also I wouldn't know if I-you could take you-me on, I already told you that I-I would never strike another individual so that wouldn't change even if it was your-my hot ass stuck with the decision. I'm starting to forget who we're supposed to be hot for. I'd imagine it'd be you-me hot for me-me and me-you hot for you-you. That won't stop me from experimenting on you-me. And why the hell are we talking like this?

I sleep with sane girls most of the time, so you-me'd be lucky there. But if you can't even throw a punch when yer in the body that's got the definite advantage, pissin' me off--even me-you--would be the end for you... only, it'd be you-me, so that might be a problem for me-me.... But gettin' to do yourself, even me-yourself, would be your dream come true. So we gotta talk like this to figure out if you-me playing around with you-me is you masturbating to me-me, 'cause if it is that's really fucking weird, or just you having sex at me. Which would also be weird but not "really fucking" weird. Unless you just tried to make it weird which since it's you I can't write off...

And all that's important so I can figure out how many fingers of yours I should break before showering for a week.

The girls I sleep with are kinky most of the time, even the ones I don't sleep with tote whips. And don't worry Herr, I wouldn't ruin your street credibility, which I'm sure is pretty massive. You-me and me-you would be staying at my-my place until we switched back. Let's make this simple...me-you would promise not to do anything too weird for you-me if you would swear to the following: "I will take care of Klavier Gavin's centillion dollar body." No broken fingers and I would sleep better knowing you weren't trying to give me stretchmarks behind my...your...back.

I still don't get why we're talking like it's going to happen.

Why would I want to give you stretchmarks? My use for you is for you to look pretty. You, on the other hand, are weird. No, "really fucking" weird. Even if it don't happen, it's an important chance to find out how much of an enemy you are to my hot ass. We know I'm not that bad or violent a guy without a good reason. But you? Yer weird all the damn time.

Well, that's true, you did say that. So you're telling me you're above retaliation for anything I might do to your body while you're in mine?

Seems like we both have a fixation here. I still don't think I'm weird, we all have vices, but you think I am. I still think you have some sort of secret, so that makes us even.

No. If you do somethin' to me, that makes you more pain than gain. Less value in you means it might just be better to treat you like a pinata than a painting.

That ain't even at all. It ain't a fixation from me, it's like an... assessment. Sayin' yer weird's a summary, not an answer.

We're still speaking hypothetically, right? Relax, even if we somehow switched bodies I wouldn't treat you bad.

Ah, I see, so my weirdness isn't all that important.

Since you're weird yer idea of good and bad is messed up! So while yer in my body you oughtta just do nothin' at all; look at it like a day off from worryin' about your hair or your jobs or bein' pretty and shit. You being weird is only important when it comes to things that might bug me!

Unlike you who seems to think I got some huge all-important secret that matters to everything I do.

Nothing at all? You might be able to stifle all of your needs, but I'm only human. I can promise I won't do anything that would compromise your anal virginity. See, I can do boundaries.

It's not all-important, I'm just curious, and I have good instincts.

Yer tellin' me you can't go 24 hours without getting off.

Well...that might depend on what kind of mood I'm in, and who says it'd be 24 hours, what if it's a week or more...or indefinitely? You can't expect me to go that long.

Hadn't thought of that...

Nnnnn... Well, in that case, I---But the scenario calls for a day! If it's anything longer than that, the only experimenting should be findin' a way to fix it before I tank yer career!

Who said the scenario calls for a day, we're being hypothetical. It could be one of those viruses that last for two or more days. That is a good point, though, I'd have to teach you how to be a passable me. I can do some work from home though.

If it's just two to four days, you can hold out, unless lookin' at me-yerself makes you that hot.

But are you sure you want me out there pretendin' to be you? Even if you somehow manage to not piss me off so that I wouldn't use it as a chance to get back at you for somethin', I'm not an actor. As for me, my place can probably run just fine for a week or more as long as I can still contact someone to give orders, so, we don't gotta worry about you and your little pacifist thing bringing the house down...

You have to be joking, one day sure...two or four...you're asking a bit much babe.

Well if your place can run fine without you for a few days we'd still have to go to my place. I'd have to take leave, so really you wouldn't be doing too much acting. After that it would be alright to go back...but...hey, this isn't really happening.

I can see four startin' to get on the long side, but you can't manage for two or three? It'll take at least that long for me to figure out if it's weirder if I let you-me top myself off or if I-you do it for me-you.

And you at my place looking like me would just get you-me in trouble. It's normally an active place, you know. They're used to weird shit, but I don't want them getting used to taking orders from you, even as me. Or would it be me as you? Or... No, either way, that'd be a problem...

Ah...well I was thinking more along the lines of a hand-job than doing anything which is something that even I find a little on the disturbing side. If it gets too bad I'll just call a few friends and that'll be that.

Well then, it's settled, we'd just have to rough it in my world...though it's not exactly as though you'd be roughing it.

So it's decided. If I'm ever you, I'll spend the day at yer place in that Germany place of yours and keep myself entertained with the "famous" beer and sausage you mentioned and won't ruin your image, and you'll keep from tryin' to see how many marks you can leave on yourself-myself, and won't give me more hand jobs than absolutely necessary.

...Y'know, some how I don't feel like I actually decided on anything important with all this, besides that yer weird. Really fuckin' weird.

Germany? You know, that's an excellent idea. If by some disastrous freak accident something like this should happen I think it would be a good idea to fly to Germany. Anyway, if something like that happened I'd do my best not to mark you up too bad, I can't make any promises about hand jobs.

Yeah...I'm weird.

You sure about that? I get the feeling you'd actually do yer best to mark me up just to see if you could do it.

But if you understand that yer weird now, that's a step in the right direction. So this wasn't all for nothing.

Now I'm getting mixed signals...do you want me to mark you up Herr? I have a vacuum with dual cyclone suction that generates over 300 air watts! I'm not afraid to use it.

At least I'm healthy, that's all that really matters.

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