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THE THESE ARE MY CONFESSIONS MEME

Does your character have a deep dark secret that they don't want out? Well, too bad. Something has just forced your characters to reveal their inner most secrets, true identities and even elements of their own past that they've tried to forget. What shouldn't be known is suddenly known. What shouldn't be said is suddenly exclaimed.

Not canon unless both parties agree!

No one can lie in a thread, you lack the capacity to. All confessions are truthful and sincere. It's uncontrollable what you say to a person.

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Yes.

As in "Hey get me a drink, I need to cool down"?

If that's how you want to see it, then sure. I have no idea what my parents were thinking.

Henry... Cooldown. Huh. And I think they probably weren't, considering they had to grow up with that too.

Ach, who knows? Maybe they had completely different, normal last names. My own twin brother has a different last name from myself, so it's hard to say.

Sounds like a really confusing family reunion.

Minus our biological parents? Yes. Quite.

It's a shame, though. I never got to meet them.

Ah. I'm sorry. I feel your pain, in a way.

It's no big deal. It's hardly painful.

I guess if you never really knew them, it's hard to miss them.

Exactly. Can't say much for Travis, though.

Wait a minute. That dickhead is your brother?

Yes, he is. Twin brother, to be exact.

...Well. I wasn't expecting that.

Want me to do a PCR test for the two of you so you can get out of calling him your relative?

That's all right. I don't mind having a living relative, even if he is a total idiot.

Hey, I'd be careful. Most things like that are genetic after all.

I hope you're not calling me an idiot. I'd be very upset.

Never! I'm hurt you think I'd say such things. I am saying, however, you might want to make sure you don't ever experience a sudden drop in intellect.

That doesn't seem likely. At all.

One can never be too sure about these things!

Maybe not, but I'm confident in my ability to keep my brain stimulated. Besides, I don't like tests.

You know it only involves me taking a swab of your cheek right? No blood or anything like that!

I still don't like it. It has nothing to do with me being squeamish.

It had nothing to do with you being squeamish. I was more figuring you were smart enough to know not to trust me with a syringe in my hands.

I don't know you well enough to not trust you. Or vice versa. So, I suppose it all worked out in the end.