Dating Profiles Meme

[stripping.livejournal.com]

1. Post as your character.
2. Other characters will reply with a "dating profile" they have written for your character, based on what they know of them.
3. Hideousness ensues.
4. ?????
5. PROFIT!

EXAMPLE:
Wesker posts to the meme thanks to the miracle of ~the community~. Issei writes: "Single slightly mutated man seeks fellow conspirator. Must be intelligent and willing to be stabbed in the back. Possibly repeatedly if the first time doesn't take." Wesker then makes some snarky comment, and so on.

Comments

[daredtodo.livejournal.com]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

There's no such thing as a former brother. I don't even refer to my deceased brother as 'formerly' my brother.

And what's so illegal about his crowning?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Dying is different from being disowned.

I didn't pass on the throne, it was stolen.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Well-dressed man seeks conversation partner who is open-minded about occupations. Must be intelligent. Loud, obnoxious people need not apply.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Unless your genetics have been changed, you still came from the same parents, didn't you?

Like that hasn't happened before.

idk but I think Jim wants to troll you, Scotty.

[daredtodo.livejournal.com]

Lonely Engineer seeks mate as strong reccommended by his captain who is patient, endeared to Scottish accents, good at brownies, and willing to share him with the greatest starship in history. Good luck with that, ladies/Jacks. Potential suitors can direct date inquiries to the depths of the Enterprise Engineering department.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Family is more than just genetics.

It hasn't in my country-- and if it had, it would have been no less illegal.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That's true. But much as you'd like to redefine your family, there's always going to be a definition that includes your blood relatives.

Does it really matter? You're not getting the throne again.

[notasinglelady]

[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

[land-of-the-sun.livejournal.com]

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I was disowned by my former mother, and he was disowned by my father. Blood is the only thing that binds us, and blood matters for very little outside of political matters.

Maybe laws don't matter where you come from, but they do in the Fire Nation. And yes, I will get the throne again.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

lmao ilu Jim

[reversedpolarity]

Good at brownies. That's important.

[fetish-fuel.livejournal.com]

he loves you too :3

[daredtodo.livejournal.com]

Don't you worry, Scotty, I've got your type pegged.

d'awww, yay X3

[reversedpolarity]

I've got a type, have I?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Half-British detective seeks intellectual rival to match his skills against. Not wearing a silly hat and cape is a bonus. Must be punctual.

[reversedpolarity]

"I'm James T. Kirk."

[daredtodo.livejournal.com]

Obviously, you do. And you deserve the best of that type.

[daredtodo.livejournal.com]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, it also matters for things like the definition of the word 'family'.

No, you won't.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

My family is the family in my heart.

I will. My country needs me.

[reversedpolarity]

C'mon, how can anyone resist?