http://stripping.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] adddictions2011-01-31 02:39 pm
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Dating Profiles Meme

1. Post as your character.
2. Other characters will reply with a "dating profile" they have written for your character, based on what they know of them.
3. Hideousness ensues.
4. ?????
5. PROFIT!

EXAMPLE:
Wesker posts to the meme thanks to the miracle of ~the community~. Issei writes: "Single slightly mutated man seeks fellow conspirator. Must be intelligent and willing to be stabbed in the back. Possibly repeatedly if the first time doesn't take." Wesker then makes some snarky comment, and so on.
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[identity profile] peoplesprincess.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I was disowned by my former mother, and he was disowned by my father. Blood is the only thing that binds us, and blood matters for very little outside of political matters.

Maybe laws don't matter where you come from, but they do in the Fire Nation. And yes, I will get the throne again.

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately, it also matters for things like the definition of the word 'family'.

No, you won't.

[identity profile] peoplesprincess.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
My family is the family in my heart.

I will. My country needs me.

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
That's what we call also family.

It's doing a perfectly fine job with your brother in charge.

[identity profile] peoplesprincess.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
No. They're my real family.

It isn't. My ex-brother is ruining it.

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Not according to the dictionary.

I don't see that.

[identity profile] peoplesprincess.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Who cares what the dictionary says?

Then you're either biased or looking at it wrong.

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Most of the world?

I think you're the biased one here.

[identity profile] peoplesprincess.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Hardly. The dictionary doesn't get to define my feelings.

You're not even from my country.

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
It doesn't. Family isn't always a feelings word.

Point.

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't define the word.

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
But that's meaningless to the rest of the world.

[identity profile] peoplesprincess.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
They're the ones who matter in this.

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Nobody matters in this, it's a definition>

[identity profile] peoplesprincess.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do you care how I define the people in my life?

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
It makes it easier to refer to them if you use the real definitions.

[identity profile] peoplesprincess.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
They're not going to stop being my family, no matter what you think.

[identity profile] peoplesprincess.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you are trying to convince me that they aren't.

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm trying to convince you that your blood relatives are. There is a difference.

[identity profile] peoplesprincess.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
My real family will always be more important than people I just happened to be born near.
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