Dating Profiles Meme

[stripping.livejournal.com]

1. Post as your character.
2. Other characters will reply with a "dating profile" they have written for your character, based on what they know of them.
3. Hideousness ensues.
4. ?????
5. PROFIT!

EXAMPLE:
Wesker posts to the meme thanks to the miracle of ~the community~. Issei writes: "Single slightly mutated man seeks fellow conspirator. Must be intelligent and willing to be stabbed in the back. Possibly repeatedly if the first time doesn't take." Wesker then makes some snarky comment, and so on.

Comments

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

[andthehat]

SO AWKWARD

[blackblooded]

[quidditch-stag.livejournal.com]

...I am lazy.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Issei Ryudo/ewwgirls
Naesala/cawing
Sealand/defactonation
Sherry Birkin/vinodejerez
Nessiah/grancenturio
Austria/steiermark
Shinji Matou/failsatmastery
Kanna/bonywings
Heather/sapphicthief

[reversedpolarity]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Ex-Fire Lord seeks infinitely patient person to latch on to. Must be willing to deal with all manner of character flaws and be perfect enough that she would actually like you.

[suze-querida.livejournal.com]

EFF IT. LAZY.

[brbgonefishin.livejournal.com]

Reeve
Al
Omi
Jecht
Donna
Perry
Shin!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I'm not an ex-Fire Lord.

[... she has no problems with the rest of that]

[littlemissaria.livejournal.com]

[archicheck.livejournal.com]

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

[carriesparasol.livejournal.com]

[dreaming-oflove.livejournal.com]

[wearecowboys.livejournal.com]

[dcrescendo.livejournal.com]

[lanternlooking.livejournal.com]

[pink-sugargirl.livejournal.com]

[vanessessary.livejournal.com]

I couldn't find a way to ICly work in the phrase "plundering booty", damn you Scotty

[reversedpolarity]

Single pirate captain with a fantastic hat seeks a wench. Date activities include but are not limited to: plundering, looting, and possibly drinking.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I don't see you in charge.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I don't see anyone else having been legally crowned.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I could have sworn you had a brother.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Former brother. And I did specify legally crowned.