Dating Profiles Meme

[stripping.livejournal.com]

1. Post as your character.
2. Other characters will reply with a "dating profile" they have written for your character, based on what they know of them.
3. Hideousness ensues.
4. ?????
5. PROFIT!

EXAMPLE:
Wesker posts to the meme thanks to the miracle of ~the community~. Issei writes: "Single slightly mutated man seeks fellow conspirator. Must be intelligent and willing to be stabbed in the back. Possibly repeatedly if the first time doesn't take." Wesker then makes some snarky comment, and so on.

Comments

EFF IT. LAZY.

[brbgonefishin.livejournal.com]

Reeve
Al
Omi
Jecht
Donna
Perry
Shin!

2 sincere ones and a troll :|

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Reeve: Look at your architect, then back at me. Then back at your architect, then back at me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he switched to saving the world in a sweet blue suit, he could pretend that he's me.

Look down, now back up. Where are you? You're on an airship with the architect your architect could be like. What's in my hand? Back up. It's the controls to that robot you love. Look again. The controls are now materia!

I'm on a moogle. [victory fanfare]

Al: Not only do I cook, clean, do well with children and animals and break the laws of physics, but you can hide inside me when you need a break from life!

Jecht: Do you enjoy brutish oafs who emotionally abuse their children and abandon their wives to go on homoerotic adventures with people he's never met? Does the idea of a boastful brainless bore who makes up moves turn you on? Look no further!

[urbandev.livejournal.com]

I honestly have no idea what you're on about, but I'm quite happily committed. Thank you, I think.

Re: 2 sincere ones and a troll :|

[ironysoul.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the... endorsement? I guess.... I don't really like having people inside me.

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Oooooh, I did not know that. Now you can fix it!

Okay on the list of things for us to discuss: Kefka needs to fuck with Al's head.

[ironysoul.livejournal.com]

I... guess...

[yacantdoitkid.livejournal.com]

Uh... yeah.